Spicy Ghost Stories with Ladies & Tangents // Three Girls One Ghost (x260)

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Ken and I attempted to record encounters 260 which is this episode that you're listening to Karen turned to me and said I love you and I burst into tears crying and we stopped recording and then now Karen was dealing with her own like family stuff so we have some special guests here today Jerry and Sierra of ladies and tangents this is three girls one ghost three girls one ghost very spooky this is like three girls one ghost this is so exciting this is so exciting thank you both for joining or maybe it's still two girls and one of us is a ghost

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I'm for sure the ghost because people walk into me all the time and I told Ken this but automatic things don't work for me anymore what they just don't sense me oh now that is spooky so I'm the ghost how do animals react around you oh love me okay and children so you're not a scary ghost at least when you were up on their ceilings like did children watch you or honestly okay if I were a real ghost I would for sure be a scary ghost because I want to be a scary ghost yeah I get that I wonder if I'd want to be scary or if I want to be pranky but isn't scaring people kind of pranky maybe well I mean I feel like if I was intentionally trying to scare someone I wouldn't be doing it from a comedy place but if I'm being pranky I would be doing it from a comedy place but regardless they would be scared the end result would be the same but my intention in the ACT would be different okay what's a ghost prank that you would do you know

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probably just a classic wedgie classic I don't know classic was a swirly classic ghost wedgie Sierra what would you do great question great question um be honest I haven't thought about it too hard I mean wedgie was my Panic answer I'm honest because I don't know how I would go about accomplishing that I feel like I would be a real Casper the Friendly Ghost situation to where I would just be like giving affirmations you would be doing something and in the background you'd hear yes queen go off sis a lot of that I could use one of those right now in my life yeah actually okay as context for people who are listening Ken and I attempted to record encounters 260 which is this episode that you're listening to and we'll play the beginning of what we recorded Karen turned to me and said I love you and I burst into tears crying and we stopped recording yeah I like it I love it thank you I love you I love you don't cry this is two girls one goat

Ghostly Encounters and Pranks

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I'm sorry I shouldn't have told you right and then now Karen was dealing with her own like family stuff so we have some special guests here today Jerry and Sierra of ladies and tangents who are helping fill in for the the evening afternoon or whenever you're listening hi hi hello hi hello it's weird that 12 is my lucky number and 2 * 6 is 12 I did know that did you know 26 is my lucky number so oh my God 27 is mine that's strange SAR I swear are we sisters I think we should be in another life for sure I'm sure everyone who listens to our podcast knows who you are but will you just give a little blur of who you are and then well you already told us your how you would haunt so I feel like you gave us a fun fact do you start with fun facts no but I just think it'd be fun Karen and I did become friends because of a fun fact so that's a good way to actually

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introduce people the fun fact like cuz you guys went to college together didn't you mhm so is that how you got to know each other is like in a classroom full of people you both gave a fun fact and you looked across and you're like wow I've never heard a funner fact well I'll say Karen gave the good fun fact and I looked at her and I was like I want to be her friend because she said really is that how that happened yeah literally what a meat cute yeah I love that Ken said that she grew up in a haunted house and I was like uh yeah Yes mine was bad mine was that I could wiggle my ears and so I don't think Karin looked across the room and was like that girl wait my whole life for that can wiggle my ear holes okay yeah but ladies and tangents tell us about it yeah we're ladies and tangents I'm Jerry I'm Sierra and we are cousins our meat cute was a little different yep we looked at each other across the room and went ah because we're N9 days um apart in bir

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so in birthing so you guys are basically sisters much I am married to a twin and I would say we got raised very similarly oh we truly did it was arguable that there was no separating us when it was family situations and based on your dating situation now Jerry like you guys could be Sister Wives we might we might be um we just got back from tour at the beginning of October and after I announced that I was was dating Corey who Sierra's husband um no I was like sorry what no his brother I I wasn't done with the sentence was like I was G to say this is news to me so you're literally Sister Wives now no after I announced that I was dating Corey who is here's husband's brother yes we received a lot of bracelets that say sister cousins yes I that so much yeah I I joked when Brady and I started dating that we came into this world with the same last name and we will go out of

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this world with the same last name exactly amazing she may not want to share it with me someday but we'll get there taking it hey here's my fun fact and also a secret my name still isn't his I haven't changed it yet we've been married for over a year and if these men want to keep acting up we won't take it how about that yeah there you go yeah that's true you have the power now mhm my fun fact is that I am well actually technically the divorce is not final yet but I still have that last name so I have not changed my last name back I haven't changed my last name either I still have my divorced last name mhm they asked me though in the courtroom they were like would you like to be reinstated to a your previous name and I was like that sounds like so much work I just I just got a new ID and I look really cute in that picture I've honestly never looked happier so I don't want to get another one it is so much work which is why I also like the only

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thing I did ever when when I did get married the only thing I ever actually changed was my Social Security and my passport I never my driver's license still is my maiden name all of my credit cards and bank accounts all still are my ma in name so that should have been a sign your ID yeah my driver's license still has no one's flagged me fair enough oh my God you want to hear a story about IDs yes I do okay if you are a um legal professional or a officer of the law shut up for a little bit okay or or like don't listen I have my old id because it expired and then I had to get a new one and because we were on tour I didn't know if my new ID was going to come in in time so I just kept my old one in the meantime to be like I might have to get on a plane and need this but then I got my new one and so now I have both and I've accidentally given my expired one out to TSA and they no it doesn't matter no okay so that's

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on them that's what I'm saying I didn't do it on purpose what I'm saying I could have very easily committed voter fraud as well and I didn't I just want that to be known because they have two different addresses on them I just need that to be made very clear I didn't and I could have you didn't so I would like a pat on the back okay well so you're filling in for Karen so you two both have to do your best to act like Karen today okay I did think like if we had enough time to plan like it would have been funny for you both to wear wigs and look like Karen and then for some reason my mind went to like 50 First Dates when what's his name dresses up with like the like fake boobs and the long wig and I don't know why that's I'm into it okay I almost grabbed I grabbed the mics from the office I almost grabbed my my black wig that I used when I pretend when I dressed up a Seer for Halloween last year I almost grabbed that cuz I was like there're about to be three black cats instead of

Ghost Stories: The Spooky and the Sexy

two and the golden

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retriever are you two the golden retrievers I am you guys are the Black Cat we both the black cats okay I was going to say okay yeah J yeah you're black she goes don't you insult me by calling me a golden retriever never J you like because you're so witchy you do give me black cat though sometimes I think that's cuz I got Big [ __ ] Energy a little bit now that I'm not afraid of that word anymore I'm going to start dropping it both the word and this thing okay I'm all about the [ __ ] word hell yeah and we're also about ghost stories here so yes I think you two brought some ghost stories mhm we did but so did I surprisingly because this is three girls one ghost three girls one ghost I like the voice crack who was that probably me honestly I've been getting over a bit of a cold so I apologize everybody the whole thing felt sexual ever since I

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said [ __ ] now I'm not sure how to act well this is such a good transition because I was like okay what type of story should I pick for Jerry and Sierra and guess what I picked a sexy story sexy ghost story yeah I love sex with ghost stories it's kind of my thing like it you know how some people are into like fairy sex or fairy smut whatever I'm into ghost sex so I love that is that what the movie Ghost is about with the pottery I mean it's not not about it I haven't ever seen it I've only seen that that one scene and it's pretty sensual oh they [ __ ] they [ __ ] they do I've never I've never seen it it's been like 10 years since I've seen it I feel like that is what it's about yeah yeah also okay we've like read stories before where there's multiple different versions of ghost sex the one I'm about to read is more of like trigger warning ass salty okay got nonconsensual but there have been some that are so sexy and so consensual and the with those are

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that these ghosts know how to make a girl come like nobody's business did you ever hear about Anna Nicole Smith and the ghost did I ever hear about her yeah well no with the ghost there's a ghost story she has a story like that that she that she got off with a ghost that's amazing but like in that story you I guess you can answer is she awake or is this a Dream well I can't speak for her let's call her up right now the Ouija board I assume that it was she was awake because she described it pretty vividly that seems to be the theme or it's like a lot of the ones that I've heard or we've read is someone's in bed in between sleep and wake State and so like my sleep paralysis demon made me come exactly and that's literally the subject line are you a you are a witch the subject line of this is my sleep sleep paralysis

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demon is apparently a nice guy TM oh

Sleep Paralysis and Ghostly Interactions

hell okay well let's hear it okay hello ladies oh this is from Mackie by the way sorry there's also a toughed tit Mouse at my bird feeder outside so I'm very distracted by it's like pecking at the bird feeder bird names are very strange yeah I have like white chested nut hatches or whatever and tufted tip mice it's all sexual it's on brand today so Mackie says I've only had two instances of sleep paralysis thank goodness the first I know was my fault because I was very pregnant with a big old baby at the time and I lay down on the couch with my feet up on the armrest to get my swollen ankles some relief but I fell asleep on my back whoopsie so then I started having a dream about UFOs chasing me around and Grays SL abductions are my huge fear at some point I became aware I was just having a nightmare I was telling myself to wake up but I couldn't move luckily my husband was on the couch too and could

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see something was wrong so he fully woke me up and helped me get out of this sleep paralysis but the second time was a few months ago and it was very different from before I usually sleep on my stomach but for some reason I was on my back in a face up plank position body totally straight arms down at my side when I was woken up by pressure on my hip right at my underwear line that kept moving down and I was confused for a second and I was like wait sexy ghost mainly because of the location that I was feeling the pressure also my husband was asleep on my other side so I knew it wasn't him and it was like a deep massage like pressure not light Gentle Touch but let me be clear the vibe was not really relaxing like a massage because if someone wants to come rub my feet or take care of the knots in my shoulders then yeah please that's the kind of ghost I'll invite any time but this was not relaxing or invited so I quickly thought no stop whatever this is

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you're not welcome here which I guess was not what Mr evil sex sleep demon wanted to hear because suddenly my legs froze and the paralysis quickly moved up my entire body until I was frozen shoulders to toes oh no and it was beyond just feeling paralyzed it also felt like my arms were being pressed into my sides like I was being squeezed on either side so again I thought I don't like this go away you're not welcome here then I woke up or I thought I could move again and I wasn't being squeezed anymore and I figured it was just an overly realistic bad dream and it was all done but just that suddenly I felt the paralysis move at my body trapping my arms against my sides again so I look at my husband and I see a small black shadow pass between us and fly up over towards the corner of the ceiling so I start waking my husband and I keep repeating go away go away all of a sudden again I was awake and it felt different both times it felt like waking up from a bad dream a bad dream where my husband was peacefully snoring next to

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me unaware of my cries for help okay but I really don't think it was some evil demon maybe just a ghost who is one of those you know nice guys MH that have a complete meltdown when they're told no he just wanted a hug nice guy hug where my hug at go yeah yeah still dead or alive no means no people I told my husband about it the next day and he apologized we're just so sweet a he said he didn't notice or hear anything so was it a bad dream or for a real paranormal dilemma as I think back I'm 90% sure I was shouting in my head instead of making any noise out loud whatever it was no thanks to that experience stay spooky see you on the other side Macky wow okay here's a question sure whenever you are in that state or even if you're awake do you think that you have to say it out loud or do you think thinking stuff works just the same like to communicate I think thinking stuff works just the same I agree I agree personally yeah so

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that's why it's interesting that she was like I don't actually think I was making sound I think I was just thinking it really loud I'm like but maybe that was more for her husband so he can feel better that he didn't react at all yeah yeah he's like yeah part of me is like is it a beige flag that he apologized for you being semi- assaulted by a ghost yeah like would it be a red flag if he was like I [ __ ] swear I'll beat up any ghost who tries to hurt my woman probably I mean I yes I think so like is that toxic masculinity if it's against the ghosts I say yes yeah I say yes to that too for sure I think it's very sweet I actually love that he apologized like that like I don't know why that makes me emotional like why don't I know men like that you know just apologize for these ghosts in my house please I'm really sorry could you please just apologize for everything that's not your fault thank you well I also think it's super validating that like he didn't see it experience it hear it but he believed

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her but he believed her I AG maybe that's what we're emotional about that's what we like yeah yeah a supportive partner well now I'm turned on again great where's that ghost and you need him all right sex ghosts head over to Jerry calling all sex ghosts well I was gonna say if you're turned on I much like I feel you picked stories potentially for our listeners that were a little more you know thatx I tried to pick spooky ones so you're not going to be turned on you don't know you don't know what I'm into all right all right fair enough try me what do they do don't they like rate hot stories with like Peppers oh like spicy spicy like spicy you're so right okay depending on whatever your kinks are tell me how many peppers this next stor worth okay okay well I'm actually very excited about that okay so these are ones that I just went through our email we had people send us ghost

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stories from a while ago so this is actually from 2023 it's fine don't worry about it but there's a couple different

Listener Ghost Stories: The Laugh, The Piano, and Who's There?

stories within this story so I'm going to say all three they're kind of short okay so all spice level each one yes okay okay so this is from Megan she said I picked a few stories out of the many I have that all happened in the house that I grew up in number one this is called the laugh at the time of this happening I'm 14 years old I'm home alone with the Sun at the top of the sky a slight Cool Breeze and I'm getting out of a major depressive episode it's a beautiful day however coming out of this depressive episode I was stinky nasty and decided I needed to take a shower while I stand in this hot glorious nectar of the Gods I hear loud footsteps down the hall oh I guess my parents are home I think I don't hear any talking but I assume I just can't hear them over the water running and then it happens a laugh it wasn't my mom's laugh not my dad's laugh

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and it wasn't in the hallway it was a random man's laugh in the bathroom next to me no paralyzed in fear I stand there for a moment hands still in my sudsy hair zero Peppers zero zero peppers I slowly turned to the shower curtain with my conditioner bottle in hand ready for battle weapon yeah peek my head out of the curtain and no one is there I rush through the rest of my shower telling myself it was nothing but feeling watched and vulnerable maybe it was my dad's laugh it had to have been in the bathroom zero still zero Peppers get out of my bathroom dad you're [ __ ] sick for that but when I leave the bathroom and I walk through the Silent House I realize I'm still home all alone how many peppers everyone I'm going to give it zero peppers and like on the scale of like zero to five nasty five because not only is there a man ghost laughing

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in the shower it's almost like you're naked why is a man laughing at you yeah and and she's a minor get out of this bathroom you creep yeah there's zero Peppers here you creep [ __ ] cre six spoiled Peppers oh yeah for you yeah all right this next one is called the piano okay this is all from the same person all from the same person three stories here we go at this time I'm around 6 to 8 years old and I'm asleep in bed I wake up to my closet sliding open I lay there Frozen in fear staring straight at it then towards the end of my bed I hear my toy piano play a note I quickly flip to my back and look over there with just my eyes like I'm just going to first of all wait no offense Meg but what else do you look with I don't my to try to yuck your yum my toes I'm looking with just my tootsies you just put your hand out you're like who's there like one of those Scopes from a

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submarine I'm just picturing a hand puppet with like googly eyes see my my mind immediately went to the a real monsters guy who could take his eyeballs and hold him with his hands which would be a pretty clutch ability but you're still looking with your eyes then that's true true in mine but your it's your eyes but your hand are an accessory to the fact true true they always are your hand with the assist you know what I mean they always do okay four peppers for my hands that's what I do you get five peppers for your hands damn straight well I can't say that we're hey negative seven peppers for my hands for you too scared to move anymore than I already have I don't see anyone but then I hear another note next thing I know I'm sitting straight up I'm getting out from under the covers so it sounds like how she's describing it is she's not really in contr control of this it's just happening I'm now picturing

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Beetlejuice like this music is just running through her bones and she's dancing to the music M getting out from under my covers and I'm sitting on the floor I don't know why but I crawl over to my little piano and it plays one of the preset songs one that I don't like the stars on it light up in their brightest colors flashing to the beat I changed the song to my favorite it switches back again back to the one I don't like and it's loud it's so loud I'm going to cry I turn it down to not wake up my parents in the room next door but no matter how far I turn it it seems to stay at the same volume I'll just turn it off the song won't stop the flashing won't stop why won't it stop my nipples are so hard right now I need you to know that I have Goosebumps over my entire body and that's including my nipples Peppers minimum I will say Jerry you're doing a great job of being Karen right now because Karen's nipples get

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hard all the time when she's scared that's what okay I'm channeling Karen that's when nipples are so hard you are honestly incredible these are Karin's nipples right now my nipples couldn't be softer mine are pretty soft too but I feel like it takes a lot of stimulation to get my nipples hard hey agre next to nothing for me I guess can I ask is this listener Megan is is she still a minor should we warn her to not listen to this episode no no she okay she doesn't give her exact age but she says this happened a while this happened a while ago we do have to be careful with giving spicy peppers to these stories and and remember that the peppers that we're giving are for for adult people experiencing this we are not giving Peppers to Children certainly not do not give Peppers to children that's what I know I don't like this song and I don't want to get in trouble so I frantically unplug it and I sit back ah finally silence oh no I sit I sit there for a bit waiting for

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someone to come in and see why I'm still awake surely they're going to be in here after all that after a while I realized that no one's coming so I might as well keep playing what all right I I get it I may as well keep being possessed by a ghost in playing on this piano six-year-old logic you know what I'm saying takes out a [ __ ] cigarette like God that was a lot wasn't it so I played some notes for a little bit with the volume low like it should have been the first time wait a minute wait a minute you decided to play but you wanted to play the haunted thing yes hold on and then I remember zoning out a little bit but I can't remember anything after the next morning I wake up in my bed doesn't remember getting there Megan was possessed right the closet door almost all the way closed and my toy piano still plugged in but turned off I told my mom what happened and asked why she didn't come in and tell me to go to bed and she said they didn't hear a thing all night they for sure took some sleeping pills that night right like we

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can agree mom and dad were hitting the sauce let me tell you something please I think that's a lie from Mom and Dad and let me tell you why because when my kids are down and they're asleep it would take a fire a literal fire and I don't mean a fire alarm because one did go off at 2 in the morning and I thought shut up and I didn't even want to go out of the bed I was like I'm not dealing with this please shut up yeah I'm going to pretend to still be asleep because from the hours of 900 p.m. until 9:00 a.m. I am a corpse yeah consider me dead yeah okay that's fair I thought you were going to say and and I feel like this is maybe perhaps an experience I will have if I have a creepy child one day if my child is doing something very creepy in the middle of the night and they're not like in danger they're not screaming I might just let them be creepy cuz it's

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scaring me that's none of my business you can hang out you can hang out in there and you have your fun yeah if I hear a scream if I hear a sound of Terror but if you guys are just playing the piano back and forth you're all good sounds like you're good Frank Sinatra you're play the piano I don't know Charlie chap Charlie chapl you go off Charles that's it I feel like Megan was possessed I 100% I agree how many peppers for piano possession zero well it's not okay well okay so now I'm like now I'm not raing with peppers in terms of like sexuality or spicy or I was going to but I was not going to be a six to eight-year-old while I was doing it yeah yeah yeah but and if anything now I'm like oh like is this type my type of ghost story like now the pepper system is getting confusing I get it I get it okay I'm here with you it always does it does but in terms of scariness like it's not the scariest haunting like I think the first

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haunting is scarier I agree I say if you're going to wake me up with a little music you want to tickle my ivories if you will three peppers three Peppers I'm into music I was once a musical group tickle my ivories all right last one for this email this one's titled who's there this last story is quite a bit crazier so let me set the scene my room is all the way at the end of a long narrow hallway on the left across the hall is our spare bedroom that has really bad vibes we always keep that door closed it's a spare bedroom for a reason yes between these two rooms is a closet question I have a question about that sure about spare rooms because I feel like we collectively understand that there's a Vibe about spare rooms like there's just like negative energy and like the idea of keeping the door closed do we think that keeping the door closed stops it from traveling to the rest of the house or do we think it traps it and like almost heightens it in the room do you

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know what I mean great question like if you were to open a like farting if you were to open a window it would kind of let it out but when you close a door after you just likeing it in there that's what I mean making it Angry although I do think it does work I don't know but you think it's stuck then and has nowhere to go it can go through walls well what what's the point of the door then when I close my door in my spare room it's because of the mess soest I'm talking I'm talking about okay creepy room sorry creepy rooms I mean a lot of a mess can be creepy but it's so weird cuz ghosts are confusing like why can some move their walls and why can some be trapped in specific spaces cuz I had like growing up in in my hunted house like once my family got the house blessed this one Closet in our basement was horrifying and we just think that after getting the house blessed like the only place it could be was that one closet interesting so I don't know between these two rooms there's a closet there's a slim wall between my door and

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the closet this skinny Legend of a wall is going to be important to remember okay so I'm once again around 6 to8 years old an only child and I'm making my Barbies make out in my room when period six Peppers cuz I love Barbie's making out love it me too when I hear a knock on my closed door I say come in but the door doesn't open I hear another knock it sounds like my dad's knock he just Taps on the door so with more Gusto I shout come in nada I call out Daddy then came the loudest knocking my tiny self had ever heard bang bang bang bang the door knob shakes a little and the door [ __ ] flies open and when I say flies I mean there is still a dent in the wall from how hard that [ __ ] swung open [ __ ] to this day nipples are hard now my dad and I used to play pranks on each other when I was little including standing behind that skinny Queen wall to jump out and scare each other when we left my room so even

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though I'm startled I think maybe it's him playing a silly little goofy prank I slowly walk over to my now open door and turn to the left haha you can't jump out at me if I jump out at you first except my dad isn't standing there no one is confused and now a little extra startled I turned around and look down the hall walking from the kitchen to the living room holding a bowl of ice cream is my dad all right [ __ ] now I'm scared I Sprint down the hall to my living room and see both of my parents sitting there concerned so who is eating the ice cream her dad her dad but he's in the living room what wait a minute I thought dad walked to the living room oh maybe but she that's what I was thinking too because if Dad is in M places that's scary too fair enough I'm like ah there multiple dads in the house my worst nightmare hey it's okay well we don't know M maybe Megan has two dads we don't know it could be a brother a brother husband Two Dads one mom a brother husband situation could be could be I tell them

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what happened but they didn't have an explanation 14 years later and I still get gooes when I think about this and I tear up when I tell the story I apologize for these being so long but thank you for reading them if you did once again I love you so much and I hope you enjoyed the stories um um enjoyed how did the parents not hear the the door slam open because if the denti is still in the wall today like how do you how didd you miss that how did how do you not hear that that it sounds like they didn't but the dent is there mhm well they were watching TV so it could have been and we've already the parents are drunk so and they're on they're on sleeping pill the parents are actually ghosts and Megan is Matilda I've seen oh I've seen this movie I've seen that movie remember how I was like I would be like a pranky ghost that would not be a prank to me not to a child no especially with it flying open like when she said maybe it's my dad pulling

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a prank what first of all why would your dad throw the door open hard enough to put a dent in the wall I mean I've dated that guy but like why would your dad do that it was fun when I roundhouse kick my kid's door open yeah no it doesn't sound like it's uh Dad Dad stop there's so many old dad Thanks so much for giving me trauma that I'm going to deal with when I'm an adult no one's having a good time here Dad no that doesn't sound like Dad and also it it kind of feels like it's connected to the ghost that left yeah it all feels connected yes for sure that it all feels like her connected to her and [ __ ] with her isn't that called a poltergeist

Ghostly Encounters and Childhood Memories

if they're like a ghost but they're they're like mischievous yeah whole no ghosts yeah but the piano one for some reason almost felt like a kid or a sibling especially because it was like putting on the song that she didn't like every time she put the song that she did like I could see that for sure but I could also see it being a ghost that's

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like I'm going to do age appropriate stuff that would bother you like put on the song that you don't like and be really loud when I know it could get you in trouble and possess you age appropriate playing age appropriate play possessions for age eight and up because then I mean when she was older and taking the shower then laughing at her in the shower would be age appropriate like again making her pranking UNC like making her uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable Jesus Christ it's so uncomfortable that there's an extra un uninvadable rights as a ghost I think like overall that's that's like a 10 pepper in terms of scary and a zero pepper in terms of sexy agreed agreed zero sexy Peppers okay I have a story about a kid okay creepy kid a creepy kid playing Bloody Mary why so this is from our listener shanana and little Arya my seven-year-old played

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Bloody Mary the other day I was listening to an encounter episode and my daughter who was nine but apparently was seven when this story happened looks at me and says Mommy I have a story for you and then she proceeded to tell me that when she was 7 years old she decided to play Bloody Mary alone that's Brave she's an i how she knew about Bloody Mary beats me maybe she heard it on one of your encounters episodes so basically K and I are to blame anyway she tells me that one night she went into the bathroom she closed the door turned off the lights and then said the famous words Bloody Mary she said it three times and when she looked in the mirror she saw a black shadow behind her with a very creepy face she said it looked like her mouth was sewn together she said she got so scared she turned on the light and went back to bed I myself have never played and I'm not sure what the outcome is supposed to be but is this Her Imagination Running wild or is this what happens when you play Bloody Mary which it is what happens

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that's what people report she swore it really happened and didn't skip a beat when she was telling me the story maybe it's because she hears me listening to you guys all the time I don't know when she was 4 years old I did hear her talking to someone mind you it was just her and I at home that day so she is a pretty creepy kid and when I went to go see what she was doing she was sitting in the middle of the room just chatting away to no one I asked her who she was talking to and she looked at me and said Amelia I asked her who Amelia was and she said Amelia is my dead cousin you bet your ass I went right to Facebook and asked all of our relatives if we had a relative named Amelia that had passed away most of them said no but is it an ancestor of ours whoever it was my little Arya was not afraid she used to take everyone's shoes and her toys and make big crop circles in the living room she also tells me she sees a man with a black jacket and a black top hat standing in the corner of a bedroom not hatman I was going to say I used to see

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him in my house you did yes my mom and everybody used to see that that man really tall very slender hat man's a familial thing like famil is usually yes literally you could ask my sister my mom we all saw it in our house he would just be standing in the corner great now my nipples are hard again not in a sexy way four peppers for a hat man although I don't know there is something sexy about a like a mysterious man wearing a hat at I saw a Tik Tok from sinisterhood and they were talking about the legend of the like Lumberjack uh hitchhiker or something like the redheaded hitchhiker and they're describing him as like a Burly man with a beard and a flanel and I'm like that's our that's our I was like can I pick wait what's what's scary here it's hot so I go to sleep with every night I'm not supposed to pick him up okay got it whoops got it got it got it so she says that when she looks at him it feels like she can't move and she

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tries to get up but she can't and she says she tries to scream but nothing comes out which is sleep paralysis The Tall Man with the black jacket and Top Hat has definitely made his appearance in my house right after my dad died I felt a presentence while I was sleeping I woke up in a panic and I thought it was my dad but when I looked over I saw a tall figure wearing a black jacket with a big top hat I screamed and I jumped on my husband literally jumped on him 10 peppers he was so confused I scared the [ __ ] out of him I asked him if he saw it and he said no I tried to explain what I had seen and he told me I was probably just having a nightmare because my dad had just passed away but I know what I saw anyway I definitely have more stories like how my husband's Grandma's house is haunted as [ __ ] but that's for another time hope you enjoyed Shana and little Arya wow 10 peppers can I tell you what my brain does when I hear scary stories is either one of two things one it makes my nipples hard or two I have to picture something happening I just imagine hatman appearing being like you want to

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see me dance and then he has like a full routine where he like flips back his jacket and he like moves his hat and he's got wish me just like a full Michael Jackson routine you're picturing basically Beetlejuice that's what I was just going to say Beetle ju okay we did just watch Beetlejuice we did the new one yes yes loved it did you like it Inc I've never seen the first one me neither I will say the first one like it doesn't age well in terms like he like ropes people he's nonconsensual but they he's still definitely skeezy and sleazy but he's not grabbing and groping without permission he turned that part down yes yeah well that's good that is good that's growth on Beetle Juice yeah the afterlife has done some good for him all right I do have another that's very scary and then Jerry might have a funny one I have a funny one that I can contribute it's not for it's not very long but I have a funny one I can we'll end on the funny one so this says I'm not sure if you want the ghost stories

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here as well we used to have a form but it says I submitted this to the form a while ago not sure if you got a chance to read it don't feel like you have to read the whole thing because it is long this is from Paige she's 26 she her

The Haunting of Jessica

please don't feel like you have to read this book of my ghost stories but they do get increasingly scarier so there are four chapters I'm going to skip ahead to the scariest chapter four what is it what is it wait a minute wait a minute chapter four is called Jerry's friend Jessica I don't know why it says Jerry 's friend that has nothing to do with do I have a friend oh I do have a friend named Jessica she was my roommate anyway Sor I don't think this is going to be yeah is this about her is that the chapter this is the chapter this says I saved the scariest story for last and it's called Jerry's friend Jessica it's not you though I they might have just listen ready okay to set the scene I was 10 years old and we my brother sister dad and cat had just moved into a newly built house it was about 3:00 p.m. and my dad and sister were at the grocery store and my brother was upstairs taking a shower I was sitting on the stair

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Landing where they split off into different directions petting our cat I got the feeling that something bad was around and that I was being watched so I looked up and I see a little girl clear as day in the middle of our empty living room I blinked a couple times because you know maybe it was an eyelash or something a person eyelash in the shape of a little girl can I just say I know I know that you say this isn't what I think it is but my friend Jessica does have an old older sister and brother okay so this is weird that it's the same sibling dynamic as my friend Jessica could be but she was still staring directly into my soul this was not a good spirit is Jessica the ghost girl apparently she had long black hair that was floating almost like she was in a pool an extremely oversized red t-shirt on I couldn't see her legs her skin was gray and the scariest part was that I could not see her eyes they were sunken in Black holes and it looked like her jaw was broken she was floating is this after

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she blinked thinking this was just an eyelash or did she see all of this and then say it's an eyelash yeah then she realizes oh I can see details all that's how many times I got a blink to make you go away yeah she was floating there and just looking at me I was absolutely terrified and I looked down to see if my cat was seeing this too he was looking directly at her and had a puffy spine and tail you know when could see it that's m i then said something like who are you or what do you want and this [ __ ] ran into the other room oh no no no no no no no no no first of all first of all don't say what do you want no you shouldn't have you that's a scary question yeah and now you're going to make it Angry well it says when I say run though I mean I heard the footsteps but she was floating away like ew oh ew yeah yeah my cat chased her down one side of the stairs and I went to go

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rescue him down the other I told you guys I picked scary stories for you I love this thank you I really wanted to impress I hate it here I was so excited my cat chased her down one side of the stairs I went to go rescue him down the other she disappeared and I could not find him anywhere he then jumped out and attacked my leg scaring me so badly my heart fully left my body and I'm still trying to wait so like he thought that it like she was the ghost girl yes and that cat was ready to attack what if it's like that one movie where the ghost person is like on the is it shudder oh it's like attached to their back I hate that did you ever watch that movie Shutter where they're taking pictures yes and it's like on yes yes it reminds me of I don't think it's a scary story to tell in the dark but it's like one of those like urban legends you like heard as a kid where this kid keeps seeing like a woman on like her dad's back and it's like right after like her mom went

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missing I'm going to be telling it poorly but like she keeps asking like who's that woman on your back and the dad's like I don't know what you're talking about and it's like long story short he had actually killed the mother and the Ghost of her spirit was like on him hanging on to him literally yeah who's that woman on your back oh you know all these women are always on my back can't get them to get off my back I can't get them off of me so when my dad got home he started cooking dinner and I didn't want to bother him later at dinner I told him what happened and he asked me what her name was I didn't ask that question and so he named her Jessica he would invite her to eat with us at dinner dad dad and I was so scared that she would actually show up I saw her a couple more times in that house sometimes my closet door would be open when I always kept them closed she liked to go in my closet and sit on the dresser that was in there I saw Jessica in almost every room in my house she would stand in the closet and

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watch me play Webkins on my computer I saw her standing in the doorway while she watched me brush my teeth and I saw her in my sister's bedroom doorway when we finally moved out of that house this is where it gets good are you guys ready go there's more it's already been good how many peppers scary Peppers 10 scary peppers I don't know I'm kind of like kind of like this one like I'm kind of like into it in a sexy way too oh you're you're going to like this part then are you ready okay cool cool cool but the story doesn't end there when I was 19 my friend graduated from high school and got a hotel room in Daytona for the weekend with some friends that I had never met before when we woke up the next morning one of the girls pulled me aside in the conversation went as follows her have you ever seen something you can't explain me I have why do you ask her I'm from Haiti and I have some connections to the spirit world and I just want you to know I saw a little girl watching you sleep last night oh

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[ __ ] me I'm sorry what her she was laying beside you last night shut up me what did she look like her she had long black hair no eyes and a big red t-shirt I just met this girl and I don't go around telling the story to everybody so if you got this far I just want to say thank you to the both of you this is where they they thank me and Cherry so sorry I'm sorry it just ends there like we don't know that's it he that's something about our listeners they [ __ ] Irish goodbye the scariest parts of their stories they said no joking though please send Reggie to Florida so that's Jerry Who's Jerry's talk to um who's like a medium he Reggie does virtual look him up he will do one over FaceTime you don't even got to go to him and that was it that was the goodbye that's that's the thing about our listeners is they really do be telling us the scariest craziest [ __ ] and then at the end they're just like anyways bye okay well the benefit is that none of us here have to live with this creepy

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little girl but your listener does they still are to this day I don't love that it's called Jerry's friend Jessica is scary what what was the point

Spirits and Family Traditions

of that wait am I Jessica you're the ghost that's it am the one with the dark you're missing sunken eyes yeah well I think because her dad named the ghost Jessica that's it but mhm what's up with the dad named it yeah like maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist in this way but I'm like Dad you got some [ __ ] connection to this ghost yeah you know about this why why are you acting so nonchalant why you feel guilty dad is that why you're inviting her to dinner and giving her a name I feel like the dad was discrediting it by giving a name being like almost making fun of it you think yeah yeah that makes more sense than me thinking he murdered her we're going full conspiracy theory I'm like I think that dad knows what happened to Jessica now trying to calm his conscience by inviting her for some

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Raton for some Raton oh man yeah I don't know I don't like Jessica and I it does feel like that Paige doesn't even need Reggie because her roommate has all these answers oh they confirmed yeah the good thing about Reggie though was Reggie kind of told you who he believed it was correct yeah so so Reggie is somebody I met when I was in college he lived on the same floor as me in my dorm and when he talked to me about one of the spirits that was around me he when he said her name he was like I don't ever say names but I'm going to say this because she won't stop saying that you will know Emily and Emily is my friend who passed away when we were in second grade I think he told us this story on one of our CLS so he at that point in time and this has been 14 years 15 years ago at that point in time he hadn't gotten I think as confident in his abilities as he is now because I mean he's been on the Steve Harvey Show at this point like

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he's talked to yeah he's talked to oh who was it who did Birdman get engaged to who the [ __ ] is bir know Birdman Lil Wayne oh oh oh oh oh who am I speaking with here get out of her I'm being possessed by somebody who doesn't know rap music that's what I'm scared Jessica I'm in here get out hey you go get that's hey this is this is a tutorial to get rid of demons you look at them and you say go get you're not welcome here any go go get so I think that Reggie is a what I'm saying is I think Reggie's more confident now so I think he would be able to say names explain stuff in more detail can Reggie say you get out of here you better get out of here what freaks me out about that and I'll have to ask Brady when we're done with this as from everything but yeah yeah yeah what freaks me out about that story specifically is when I was living in my

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old house Brady had not made this known to me until we were at lunch with Sierra one day I went to the bathroom came back and they were talking spooky and I was like what the [ __ ] happening here yeah that's what I do with people don't do that and I just make him talk spooky with me well he did not let me know at that point that he could feel energies and he had seen things in my house um in the house that I used used to live in and he was like I just want you to know that there is a really bad energy in your basement and I feel like I'm always being watched and there is a bad energy in the bedroom and I have woken up several times and someone has been standing over you almost like like I'm property yeah not like they want to possess me well it's interesting interesting it is the reason that scares me is because I certainly hope that whatever that is didn't follow me here yeah I don't think it did if anything I imagine its energy from your past relationship and like oh certainly was

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really heightening that like almost like so much of that happened in the house that like almost like created a creepy ghost well that's what I also I also believe even if there's an energy a spirit around whatever whether it's positive or negative the energy that is being like given off by the people living in that house will really exacerbate whatever is going on I agree that's only reason it scares me is because I don't I don't know how much time went between when she would see when I mean she said the last time she saw her was when she moved out of the house and she saw it in her sister's bedroom and then years go by and now she sees it again like her friend sees it so no one said anything no one's felt anything I think that my new house has very positive energy despite it being built on land um it's built on land well I mean I don't know I'm supposed to in the water I don't know I don't know though that like like I don't know what

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Spirits are connected to this land I don't know how they feel about it being undeveloped and now it's developed you know what I mean I didn't I didn't build a house in a developed area but I also believe that you are in such a different phase of your life right now that like your energy is so positive and it's like a renewal energy that you have about you that perhaps if there are any Spirits I hope so but this story about Jessica just got me all [ __ ] freaked out so now I need to go and check in are you recording in your new house yes okay what does that mean what you you paused and now I'm freaked out well I don't know talking about ghosts just make make sure you say we'll just set some intentions like no ghosts are no negative energies allowed at Jerry's house no thank you get out of here get out of here I had Taylor from creeps and crimes I had Taylor reach out to me and she's like hey do you mind if I have Susan check into your land because you know I just I've been I've been hearing some things I've been feeling some things and also what that little heart vine that you found I think that's from

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fairies let me look up how you can thank the fairies I was like ah what if I piss off the fairies I didn't know I had fairies fairies aren't bad they could be mischievous I don't know I don't know actually I don't want to talk [ __ ] fairies if you're listening and you're here I mean nothing just put some candy out them or something like leave a little offering see what happens okay well that's the thing allegedly some of them like gifts and some don't well leave candy and one area and leave nothing anywhere else great good okay now I'm feel better it's kind of like Halloween where it's

Humorous Ghost Stories and Afterlife Offerings

like take one if you'd like okay okay yeah or take as many as you like take what resonates with you leave the rest what doesn't would you like me to share my funny ghost story I would really like you to do that yes please okay this is from River love that name she they he pronounce literally whatever you want and I'm one of your longer listeners river is 15 we will not be using any peppers for River no pepper River okay

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but this was set in 2003 doesn't matter River still 2003 River still doesn't get any Peppers I'm sorry did you say it was sent in 2003 did I I think you might 2023 sorry River 46 years old and send it to an email that like never existed in 2003 well now we have to talk about the fact that this was s to us in3 now I'm even more scared no this was said in 200 23 which means river is still too young for us to give them Peppers okay but this is not River's story this is River's Grandpa story which means peppers for River's Grandpa peppers for papy papy's Peppers oh now we're hot nothing givs me hot like papy Peppers you know what my nipples are there that actually would be an amazing hot

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sauce brand hell yeah it is TM TM you can't take it cuz I already claimed it that's how this works all right we went to my grandma's Hometown one time and we decided to visit our family members who passed away at the graveyard a lot of people think this is kind of weird but we have a tradition where we bring our dead relatives beer and pour it on their graves word I do love that as well so this time we decided to save a little money and get some cheap for beer I mean they were going to pour it out anyway yeah we went to the graveyard and gave our family some Al I'm just imagine papy being like excuse me you hold that thought but that night my aunt was apparently not happy that we cheaped out on the beer so she decided to pay my grandpa a little visit in his dream that night the next morning we all got to hear the story of how my aunt gave him a piece of her mind for not getting her the good stuff since then we have always gotten the good beer to give our family corpses what's the good beer I'm so curious I don't know they they got to pay extra here's what I'm imagining I'm imagining

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the ant ghost has just like a crumpled can of bush light and she just Chucks it at Grandpa's head and she's like are you [ __ ] kidding me dad the way I almost wore my bush light t-shirt to record today Dad are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me right now I ask for one thing and it's nice beer you give me this piss water the fact that it's so important that they bring beer to the graves like clearly these are beer people you don't [ __ ] with beer people's beer that's a fact lesson learned imagine that person also carried on this tradition before passing and they're like do you know how much [ __ ] money I spent and now that I'm dead I don't even get the good stuff I also love that I'm I'm just picturing that this Aunt Spirit has like not shown herself in years but the one time she does is to be like are you [ __ ] kidding me the disrespect I've been saving my energy for this that I could come through in this moment and tell you what the [ __ ]

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which also leads me to wonder how are like they must be consuming this are they consuming the beer or are they just annoyed that the offering was cheap I hope they're consuming it selfishly because I want to be able to consume beer when I'm drunk that was what I was when I'm when I'm drunk when I'm dead I mean as a beer connoisseur myself same I hope to God I can suck through the dirt and get some of that sweet sweet beer agreed in the afterlife that's all I want for myself when I'm dead someday okay well here's some positive that maybe this will give you some hope is one of our listeners when she was a kid used to give her grandma cheese and she used to like go sit at the top of the stairs with like slices of cheese and apparently the cheese would disappear so what okay interesting you know you do that with a six-pack for me and I'm just creeping through the but a floating six-pack then all of a stuff start stuff starts falling off the walls it's cuz you keep bumping into I'm wasted that's the type of ghost I want

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to be I want to be a was down the stairs cuz I'm a drun ghost imagine someone's in the shower and they look out and I'm just like in the mirror talking to yourself PE sign tongue out I'm like you know what I'm [ __ ] wrecked right now I do a lot of tongue outs because I'll even be mad and then I'll look at myself and be like what are we mad for [ __ ] I look at myself like I just found another drunk girl in the bathroom in the wild and I'm like well fancy seeing you here girl you like make best friends with another drunk girl it's just you it's just me in the bathroom Cory Cory comes in and I'm like you're not going to believe with a compliment she just gave me it's like that is you you're in exactly that's called an affirmation leave me alone see you're already set up for affirmation ghost Giver that's what I'm saying I'm just doing it to myself I'm prepping yeah you know what's strange and this is a pivot from I'm going to be talked about wait a minute that's what I want to do as a ghost I want to be a drunk bathroom ghost I'm

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going to be a drunk girl in the bathroom at every club they're like that's Moaning Myrtle but she just comes on and she's like twerking Twila oh all twerking twila's in the bathroom twerking Twilight that bathroom stall is her stall don't go in there it's knocked off the hinges cuz her ass keeps hitting she twerks every night with us she is off her [ __ ] rocker what's interesting is I didn't know we were going to bring up Emily during this episode mhm and I also didn't know that I was going to find a story where somebody was talking about giving offerings to their loved ones but Emily really liked candy and she really liked gum um she had syal palsy and so her mouth would get really dry so she would chew gum to increase saliva in her mouth and so they leave candy and gum at her headstone no way that's really love that I really like that a practice I agree I've never thought like oh I need to be buried at a cemetery but if I am people

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need to bring me offerings I agree yes that's all I want I'll stop scaring them as a ghost if they bring me offerings you just bring me if you bring me the cheap [ __ ] you're getting spookies you're getting spook you're getting your little toies pulled at night get you what would you like would it be beer is that what you want people to bring you easy guess full cans or crunched up thrown at you like you're a trash can what kind of question is that I'm not Oscar [ __ ] trash can monster that's what they call him Oscar the Grouch is known as Oscar the trash can monster think of the rest of his name no I want you to porse them out for me put the whole thing and then I want you to sit there and also get drunk so that when you're at your drunkest I can pop up I've been here the whole time I'm a fan of that do you want to suck it through the ground or do you want them to leave one open they gave me a straw that would be nice right I wonder though like if

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you're ghost and they pour it over your grave are you like consuming just the beer or are you consuming like dirty rock as well well I mean what am I not consuming dirty Rock true those traces of dirty Rock have gone high it's a concern um I don't know good question maybe they'll just leave me a can but I want them to leave the whole leave the whole pack open them all up yeah make it easier for you yeah CU my thumbs don't work also I don't open cans with my thumbs so I don't know why I said that Jerry what would you want left at your grave um money no throw Quarters at me like I'm a fountain that's what I want no I would really like pretty rocks you can leave me pretty rocks okay what I don't know I like to look do you have like a rock like right outside my window is like a a hill it's it's almost like a 90° like

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and I scale that Hill sometimes just look at the rocks and then I I'll put them in my pockets and bring them down okay I have a pitch for you I think we bring back being buried in our own backyards and you get buried by the Rocks Yes except for just cover me in the stones don't even put me underground so that I can you're to look at all your rocks yeah I don't know if I can bury anything in my backyard there is an e M back there cuz there's a sewage pipe we'll put you in the sewage pipe just float me down you know what I'm saying I do I mean you'll become one with the sewage in some way just pour some beer on me first and I'm taking a [ __ ] ride I'm already a piece of [ __ ] put me in there what do you want them to leave you can I have two things can I have beer and pizza because I feel like they go together that's a great idea that is that's really good and you know what I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I'm gonna come you're coming to my grave so I mean I'm

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dying before you no just I feel very horny after hearing what you want that's what I meant I know I'm not visiting you I'm just getting very excited thinking about beer and pizza so your nipples are hard again you're welcome y yeah y well thank you both so much for uh coming to share ghost stories with us today for having us yeah this was so fun thank you and it was yeah it's always fun to spend time with you too we'll have to do it again when kin is here yes so then there'll be four nipples that are hard instead of just two there'll be four hard nipples and four soft nipples yes it'll be real balance real equal balance yeah right now you were outnumbered by Soft nipples yeah yeah you don't know how many nipples I have so if a ghost is looking for hard nipples they know where to go well love you guys love youo thank you I wish I could like hug you physically I miss you get over here come on get go go over here I you know what like it's one of those things where we were talking about the energy at your old house Jerry and

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it's like it's a bummer that that happen so much with like negative energy being left behind but I want to come to your house and leave such positive energy like and hugs with both of you that like Brady wakes up and sees a girl hugging you in the middle of the night that's what I want to and then all of our nipples are hard again everyone's hard and they were given 10 spicy peppers hell yeah yeah I want everyone to leave in in comments wherever you hear this leave what you want people to leave at your grave and also how hard your nipples are yeah and also does anyone have one hard nipple and one soft nipple are we a hav crew here when I used to have them pierced that's how mine would go sometimes I'll be honest one would be a little tighter than the other piercing wise and it would get me a little you know where I needed to go is it bad that like I don't know when my nipples are hard unless like I look at them um I just know because well how did I know

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spidey sense someone scar me again tingly maybe you feel A tingle yeah it is a tingle okay it feels like when your arm falls asleep but it's your nipples that sounds painful or does it all right well let us know what your nipple status is we will see you on the other side very spooky