THIS PODCAST WILL HAUNT YOU | 8 Years of Paranormal Chaos | Most Haunted Pod Listener Tales (x294)

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We like to say we are the most haunted podcast in America. And it's not a joke anymore. It is fact. I denied the presence of your ghost. And so your ghost said, "Bitch, you thought." So I asked, "Have you been targeted, personally targeted by our ghost?" And this is what people have said. Yeah,

very spooky.

Hello.

This is two girls, one ghost.

Two girls, one ghost. And today is a

anniversary celebration

very special day because it marks our 8year anniversary. How crazy.

Why did we sign up for this? Happy 8 year anniversary.

Happy anniversary. Two girls, one ghost.

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Happy 8 years, TG.

Happy 8 years, guys. 8 years of weird.

Happy anniversary. I love you guys so much. I love and adore you, too, and the friendship that you have, the way that you love, care, and support each other. You can feel it.

My favorite memory is when I got to um talk to you guys on Campfire Stories. You guys have created a community that unlike any other podcast, this feels like a support network of, you know, ghoulish gals and gents. You guys are amazing and you're and you're fun. You make us all feel safe in our weirdness. I love you guys. Thank you for the vulnerability and the safe space.

You guys have definitely brought out the haunting and the witchiness in me.

Happy 8year podcast anniversary. First of all, it's kind of rude for you to try and make us pick

a favorite memory moment.

We have so many

because we've literally been friends for years at this point. You were our first podcast friends.

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We've run around drunk a at hotels with you.

That might be my favorite. That was the best. Doing a a Noah Con music video in the hotel honestly should never be seen. Don't ever don't ever leak it. But we love you so much. We love you guys so much.

I don't know what I would do without this podcast.

I've had some weird [ __ ] happen. Dead man's dong, that episode, that picture, chef's kiss.

But my favorite memory is taking my 84year-old mother to the live show in Charlotte.

Thank you guys for getting me haunted. I appreciate that. I still love you though. It's okay. Thank you for going to bed with me for so many years and for being my friends in real life. There is no one that I would rather talk about aliens, Bigfoot, and ghost sex with.

What I love about the show, everything. It's amazing. It's fun.

Gogg changed my life. I wouldn't be doing the things that I'm doing today

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had I not met you both.

I love campfires cuz I like being able to talk and chat with everybody. Can't wait to see what's in the future.

Every time I turn on the podcast, I feel like I'm just chilling with my friends. My daughter Austin and I want to say thank you.

Long nights, many more to come. We just love you both. Happy 8 years. We love you.

Love the show. Enjoy all the historical episodes most of all.

Happy anniversary. You guys make up words all the time. So, which I love.

A classic.

Congratulations on 8 years.

Hopefully. And see you on the other side.

See you on the other side. Show up and that's enough.

And get haunted.

Wait, the candle already went out.

Oh, I don't think you lit it. Oh,

this one's so big.

That's what she said.

Let's see if you can light it.

It's hard to do this left-handed. I'm like shaking. Okay.

We are your ghostesses. That is Karen.

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Hello.

I am Sabrina. And in honor of our 8-year anniversary, we've brought Sven front and center, of course. And also, we are going to honor our podcast. We like to say we are the most haunted podcast in America. And it's not a joke anymore. It is fact. And you all have had countless hauntings while listening to our podcast. Are you just breathing really heavily over there?

No. This one. This is the one candle that hadn't been lit before. So, the the wick was super long.

We should do like a cord cutting ceremony.

What are we cutting out of our lives?

I have a lot of things.

Okay. but none of you. And so in preparation

listeners share tgog hauntings

for this episode, I posted on our Instagram story asking people what they have experienced while listening to our podcast. So I'll read a couple.

Okay. So I'm just going to read a couple of these little nuggets of hauntings that people have experienced. So I asked, "Have you been targeted, personally targeted by our ghost?" And this is what people have said.

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Y'all are out here changing lives and and haunting them. Haunted AF.

Courtney Sheerer said, "I had to stop listening while in my house. I can't explain, but those are the rules. I can only listen when I'm in the car or walking."

Mhm.

I do have a Peggy the Doll incident.

This is terrifying. Not me, but my uncle. After listening to the PTD episode, he had a heart attack. He's okay. But is this a coincidence? I don't think so.

Oh, I hate that because that's one of the things that happens, people having heart attacks. Ben has definitely helped pause my recordings and I of course have had a mimic in my house.

Thank you guys for getting me haunted. Oh my gosh. Remember when Oh my gosh, she lost all of her photos.

Yes. One of our Patreon members is a wedding photographer and which episode was it? It was one of the ones we that we were telling people like don't listen to this one because people are getting

Was it Smurl?

It might have been Smurl.

Yeah, I think it was last. people were experiencing a ton. And so we're like, "Don't listen or like listen at your own

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risk." And yeah, she lost

everything. The thing was just corrupted for no reason. For no reason.

I remember when I first started listening to the podcast, I would get nightmares. I would get like just feelings that somebody was watching me.

Haley Vav said, "I was in my apartment bathroom and your podcast was playing." What just fell on me? It looked kind of like Fruit Fly, but

Oh. Oh, it's I think

Oh, it's the Yeah, because I'm I'm seeing Okay. See, part of paranormal is trying to debunk.

Oh, was it? Is it ash? Yeah, there's small bits of ash from this flying. I can see one right here. Okay. Haley Vav was in their apartment bathroom when the podcast was playing and all of the door slammed and the lights turned off. That one's scary. Carly 10 wrote, "If I listen or watch at my boyfriend's house, I'll be touched. I'll hear things or see things at his house." And there's a lot of like audio going out or episodes being skipped, episodes playing in reverse. What? How do you even make that

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happen? I don't know.

Sven, I don't think he's the episode. I would like him to say hi.

Okay. Yeah. So, people are haunted.

Yeah.

And I do appreciate that a lot of people email us with their hauntings, too, and give us specific. This isn't I don't have any like EVPs pulled, but I do really like when people post screenshots or pull screen grabs of when they hear EVPs. Y

or just like what they're experiencing during listening to particular episodes because then it also lets us know which episodes are haunted.

And we recommend actually recording or screen recording the EVP because if you just send a time code, it's often with ads and the way that it is programmed, it's hard to find the exact moment.

Anyway, those are our instructions for sending us more, but so many of you already have sent us a ton.

Yes. And I also asked what people believe is the most haunted episode or episodes

of our podcast.

Probably that Halloween where y'all did a bunch of stuff you shouldn't have.

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Can we do that again?

Ray Frey said, "Listen to episode 328 and a system at work glitched. I lost an entire project," which never happens.

No.

So, you guys did an episode on I don't want to say his full name cuz I don't want to get haunted again. The haunted artifact, Billy. The I have the wildest, craziest nightmare that I'm trapped in this abandoned building.

Probably the rig story and the fairy queen in the woods.

Curious. I'm tempted just to say episode 12 because it's like scary haunted.

That's true. Yeah. The examples, even though there are fewer examples of people experiencing things when listening to that episode, when people do, they're extreme. like car accidents,

right? Animals running into their cars.

Yeah.

And then the other one I I feel drawn to say is like the smurl possession

from last year.

That one had a lot.

What would you say?

Well, I feel like Yeah, the smurl possession I feel like a lot of people

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experienced hauntings during that, but I think you and I experienced more with Julia's possessed. Wait a second. PTD.

I know. But I didn't experience anything while recording that. A lot of people listening.

A lot of people listening did

did.

And then when we covered La Eurona, remember there was a lot of like weird water pipes, different things

that followed you.

Yeah, that one was me.

I feel like recently we've just been having maybe it's because I'm getting more in touch with my psychic, I don't know, whatever. Spiritual side, whatever you want to call it. It's I feel like I'm such a fraud if I say I'm a psychic cuz I'm not. But I feel like I've been you two have been having a lot more physical experiences when we're covering topics.

And I do wonder if that's just because we're together because before we were remote guys, we're going to get a couch so that we can hold hands better,

closer,

nicer, more frequently.

Yeah.

Instead of just

I'm going to play footsies with you.

Just fingertips.

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Don't play footsies with me. I will vomit.

Oh, I don't like footsies.

Well, now I'm going to do it. cuz I'm evil.

It's the exorcism coming out of me.

Why don't you go?

Okay.

And then at the end, I'll read the comments of the most haunted episodes from

your podcast ghost is an asshole

uh this one is called Your podcast Ghost is an [ __ ]

Okay. What?

Watch. I don't want to like fully turn my iPad because I don't want to expose everybody's last names. It won't let me open it. It starts loading it and then sends me back into the folder.

I can open it on mine. Do you want to read it on mine? That's so weird.

Sven, are you okay? They don't mean it.

Can I hold your handless arm?

Okay, your podcast ghost is an [ __ ] Hello.

It's not you. It's just a ghost that pretended to be you. Or maybe it is you.

Or maybe it is you.

Own up to it if it is.

Let us read it.

Hello ghostesses. It's me again. I'm not sure if you've seen my other two emails about ghost stories and some pictures,

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but I wanted to reach out with one story, a much shorter one and very recent. I know your podcast is advertised as the most haunted podcast. It always freaks me out when I hear other listeners of the podcast's ghostly encounters. And when my fellow ghost sensitive friend, who's also a co-orker, as the story takes place in the office, asked me about the podcast earlier and if I'd had any ghost encounters because of your podcast, I told her I hadn't and that she'd be safe to listen to because she was worried about another spirit bothering her. Well, your ghost is an [ __ ] and he proved me wrong. After that conversation, I got back to my desk. I turned on the episode that I was listening to. My phone then suddenly started playing a whole new episode, a completely random one. So, it wasn't like I accidentally skipped or went back an episode or two. No, I was listening to a 2021 episode. And then suddenly, I was in 2022. Super strange. Can't explain it. So, I resumed listening to the correct episode and then had some funky audio with Karen's voice. But the craziest thing happened next. I got an email from one of the vendors that I

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work with that said something along the lines of, "Hey, I just received your email, but there's no content to it, so I'm not sure what you were trying to pass along." But I didn't send her an email. I hadn't emailed her since the previous week, but she was claiming that I just sent one. So, I checked my scent box and there was nothing there. Yet, she on her end had an email from me. So, moral of the story, I denied the presence of your ghost. And so your ghost said, "Bitch, you thought. Thanks for being my ghosty besties who I've never met." See, see y'all on the other side, Kirsten.

Okay, that's not as bad as I thought it would. That was okay, Sven. You can do that. I feel like there are a lot of occurrences where Sven or a ghost who is around you will change the episode that you're listening to

frequently. And I'm like, is that because there's a message that you're supposed to be learning or like something you're supposed to be paying attention to in that other episode?

I know that this is really sad to

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reference, but it does remind me of the one listener we had who was in a really rough spot and the podcast started playing. She thinks that I think it she thought it was her mom like using the podcast to get through.

Yeah.

And jumping around and choosing words of our voice to give a message. Oh,

I tried to find that story again because I was like, it'd be nice to read that again at the end, but I couldn't find it.

Oh, it's always weird when that happens. It's like we'll remember a full sentence or like certain words, so we should be able to just search and it pulls up.

Yeah.

But so frequently it doesn't. We found that so much when we were trying to do we referenced this in a previous encounters, maybe like last encounters or the one before this that we have a few episodes that are like our most referenced. I think we called them like our favorites or something where over the past 8 years we've referenced certain emails a bunch of times. So we were like, "Oh, let's pull all of these emails and reread them in a few different episodes so that people can kind of have like a cheat sheet, a go-to, like, oh, they always talk about this. Let me just listen to this one episode so I can be in the know, too." But there were so many stories that you

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and I were like trying to help each other find that we would reference and then we wouldn't be able to find them. The one that still kills me to this day because I remember reading the story so vividly and like the one detail that always sticks out to me is like this listener's uncle being cursed and like going through all of this effort to try to remove the hex from them.

They like had to pee on the toilet on like saran wrap, but then the woman who had cursed her uncle had so like her hair was falling out. She started aging really fast. So that's how they were like, "Oh, she for sure put the curse on him."

Wasn't she like the nanny or something?

I I feel like she lived with them.

Yeah, it was something wild. So if you remember what what episode that was in, please let us know.

Yeah, it's hard being haunted, you guys.

It is when you're trying to find stuff.

Okay. But kind of how Kirsten said that Sven sent an email, we've also had encounters where people have sent us emails, but we don't get it. They

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disappear.

Yes. Um, oh, this is sorry, this reminds me of when I had read an email and responded to the email in like 2017 or 2018 and then I couldn't find it. And then do you remember like 2 years later the email came in?

Yeah.

As if it was the first time it ever

as it was the first time it was ever emailed. But I was like, "No, I've read this." And I responded to it and I was trying to find it to read it again.

Didn't exist.

self corrupting email

Okay. Well, this is a double whammy. It has to do with episode 12 and with an email semi self-corrupting.

Oh no. So this is from our listener Justy. And Justie sent an email that Wait, this is so weird.

What? I literally added this into the folder this morning.

Yeah.

And when you look on it on your desktop, half of the email is missing cuz So it's two emails. And Jessie is like, "So the image I sent and the second half of my story is deleted for some reason. I have no idea." And I saw it that the first

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email like it just cut off mid-sentence. Like the rest of the story and the photo that was attached were gone and they resent it. Yeah.

But now when I look at it on my iPad, the whole email is there in the first email.

That's weird.

Okay.

Sven is not enjoying this episode. I think

it's like we're putting him on trial. He's being exposed. He's trying to undo what he did right now. Don't read about me being an [ __ ] Don't I didn't do that corruption to the email.

Well, I will say that this is not Sven haunting our listener. This is potentially Rick haunting.

Hi, I'm a new listener and fan. I had y'alls in my Spotify library for a while, but just started listening. I cannot wait to catch up. But I just finished episode 12 and my god, I had an experience. I was at work pretending to work while listening to the podcast and the story of Rick's possession came on. I completely stopped working. My brain told me to stop to listen. When the shadow/demon was described, I could see

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it clear as day in my mind's eye. And of course, I got chills cuz yeah, no thank you. And then the story progressed to Rick going to the listener's home.

And around that time, Rick switched to not Rick in the story. I got the same chills. My brain then saw and sensed a cloaked shadow was standing behind my chair looming over me. I'm used to my overactive imagination, so mentally I'm like, "Yeah, it's probably not real, but just in case, [ __ ] off. This is my space." I continued with Rick's possession story, and this entity continued to lurk behind me, and I got angry at this shadow bastard. How dare it f with a life. Insert internal yelling at this thing in my brain for messing with lives when we're just trying to vibe and survive. So the story ends, but my brain will not let go of why this demon didn't want its picture to be shared. My inner thought says, "Know your enemy." So I summize it doesn't want people knowing about it at all.

That way it can keep whispering secretly into people's minds. So as I continue in this mental self-talking, I thank you

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guys so much because the moment I left work and got into my car, I saw this shadow demon. Yikes. And I'm pretty sure this is where the email cut off in the first first rendition, but now apparently it's here. Okay, so there I am sitting in the car in my dark parking lot waiting for my car to warm up and I was going through my phone and went to go follow you on social media. I looked in the rearview mirror and I saw that the middle seat shadow was oddly shaped. My car has headrest in the back, so in the dark, the outline wasn't smooth like it should be. H So again, I have the same mentality I had earlier. Just write it off. It's probably my backpack and the coat on top of it. I put them in the back seat earlier. So maybe my brain's just creating some creepy images. But again, just in case, I say in my head, "This is my space. [ __ ] off." I stupidly or don't stupidly physically turn around to confirm what the shadow is. And I

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start driving home and start listening to episode 13, the pet cemetery one. I was blinded from the tears from that episode, but I made it home. And then I look in the rearview mirror again and that's when I realize the shadow of the middle seat area does not look like it did earlier. Brain and high scared pitch. [Laughter] Okay, maybe my coat and backpack moved in my drive. I get out. I open the back to get my things. Brain and even higher, louder pitch. My backpack was seated perfectly behind me, my coat underneath it. Everything was below the headrest lines. Nothing should have slipped around, nor did I hear anything shift while driving. What made that weird shadow? The demon. So I scured inside and this time said, "A real. This is my space filled with light and love. Anything that means me ill will or harm is not welcome and needs to [ __ ] off now." So yeah, here I am emailing about my first ever visual experience. And as unnerving as that was, it was exciting. Great experience

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all in all. 10 out of 10. Uh would recommend not. I am very into and dapple in witchy spiritual things and have wondered when I would see something supernatural. So, thank you both so very much for giving me my first physical encounter. It makes me nervous that it involved a car. I know. Sending you good vibes to protect y'all from the spooky stuff. Dang, something was in there. I do feel like that's the thing with episode 12, which if someone hasn't listened to episode 12, we revisited it and soundscaped it actually for Halloween in October

2021 22.

Yeah, something like that. So, you can listen to it twice basically.

It's on YouTube.

Yeah. The listener story involves a like boyfriend who potentially was possessed by something really really dark. It's one of those things that just I mean we've heard this before that like demons hear when you're gossiping about them and they're intrigued and sometimes they're just curious about what you're saying and it's like a fun little gossip

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moment to just like pop in and then other times you're basically summoning it to come to you,

the entity to come to you. Well, I do absolutely believe that whatever dark entity was tormenting Rick in that episode 12,

I do believe it would come to check people out and just like leave this lingering ominous like I'm always watching.

Because even in that episode, the demon, the demonic entity that was possessing Rick told our listener, "Do you want to know what I did earlier today?" and like talked about how it was tormenting someone else while simultaneously tormenting Rick.

Yeah. Like a true torture.

Yeah.

Like very disturbing graphic images.

Yes.

All right. What do you have?

I'm just trying to remember if I brushed my teeth today.

Did you?

I'm not sure. Okay. Um

Sven is haunting me?

iPad won't work.

What the heck? Who Who do you want to read?

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I want to read Alen.

Okay. Here you go.

Thanks. See, this is why we also need to be closer cuz it's like a stretch to even pass that to you.

Uh, okay. This is called Sven is haunting me.

You're welcome.

And similar to what you had with like a corrupted email, the first version of this email, which I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it's just like it looks completely blank. And then you realize the text is all white. And so then they emailed again and said, "Okay, hey Curly Pops. My name's Alen." Yes, like Narnia. Just in case the original is invisible for you guys, too, I'm resending this.

What?

I've been listening to you guys since I was 15 to 16 years old, and now I'm 21. I have gotten a response from you guys back in the day when you guys used to respond to every email. Oh my god, I remember that. We wish

I told you some stories from when I used to see ghosts as a kid, but I have grown into a spooky adult now and I've experienced many ghostly things since then. Especially since I've been dabbling in the boooo things for years

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now.

Dabble in the boo. Six years of tarot, crystals, astral projection, pagan holidays, astrology, astronomy, etc.

Hell yeah.

And I lived in a haunted dorm my first year of college at Peton Hall in Eastern Illinois University.

I like the name Peton. Peterson Hall.

It does sound fancy. It does.

Oh, I just booked a flight to be in Edinburghough, Scotland for Halloween.

Wait, that is crazy because I literally when you were driving here, I just kept thinking about how you never got to do what you said you were going to do before.

Yeah, I'm going.

This is going to be great.

I booked my flights.

Are you solo traveling?

Yes.

So fun. And what good timing.

I I was looking at like cool Airbnbs and I want to do I think I'll go to London for a little bit too. So, I'm going to look and see if like there's a small little cottage holiday vibe town

on the way down to London.

Gosh,

that I can stop to. So, if anyone has recommendations,

Edinburgh, any like cutesy little towns

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between Edinburgh and London? London. Yes.

I'm I'm so excited for you. This is going to be so great.

I'm very excited. But also weird that I was Were you thinking about it on your drive here?

Well, I didn't sleep last night, so I was like up till like 4:00 a.m. just looking at Airbnbs and stuff.

Okay.

So, I spent a lot of time doing it last night.

I also have a best friend in high school whose mom

best friend.

Did I say that? I

I maybe

Oh, I also had a best friend in high school whose mom was a practicing pagan who was very influential on me. She was a lovely woman who changed my life with everything that she taught me.

That's so sweet. But as of right now, I have some video evidence of what I can only assume is Sven haunting my phone. The first clip I will insert is a screen recording from June 30th at 2:28 a.m. It's a screen recording of an episode of the podcast that I swear on my sweet dog's life I did not take. It shows the ending of one of your videos, plays two ads, and then just sits there for several minutes before turning off at

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2:28 a.m.

Yeah. Wait. So, like Alen woke up to this on their phone. It woke up to the screenshot, like a screen recording, uh, right

of the podcast being recorded at 2:20 a.m.,

right? So, was asleep.

Yep. Asyn says, "I do not listen to your podcast to go to sleep because I have night terrors and listening to spooky stuff while I'm falling asleep tends to make this worse. It's also kind of hard to accidentally screen record on an iPhone." And I just learned how to purposely do it a couple weeks ago. When I saw that in my camera roll, I was really, really confused. But I moved on for like a week or so. And today, I was watching YouTube, as people these days do, and I went to watch something that wasn't your content, and it did not work. So, clicking on random videos, nothing will play until I click on yours.

See, that is Sven.

Yes,

that's pat on your bony. Usually, Sven doesn't let people

except for that person who randomly found our podcast because their car

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truck that was turned off

and they never listened to podcast. Yeah. Didn't had never pulled up a podcast app and our podcast

never heard of us before.

So wild. Clearly that guy needed to listen to something.

So I watched a few episodes of your podcast and then noticed that none of the ads were playing either. And so then as I scroll your page, none of the videos are showing previews either. So I thought that's weird. And I told my skeptic boyfriend who's currently talking in his sleep next to me like an absolute freak.

Cool. Uh, well, I told him about it and he thought that it was creepy and he responded, "Yeah, I don't like that. Email it in." So, here I am emailing it in. You guys are what keeps me sane and spooky in this very mundane life as a chronically ill, stay-at-home mom to a dog. And I'm glad you guys are on YouTube now, but please ask Sven if I can watch other content occasionally from Azy.

Is this why we've like all of a sudden gotten more views on YouTube? Maybe. Sven is just like playing it at night for everyone while you're sleeping. I

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don't hate this haunting. We can include the screenshot.

A time stamp

the 228 a.m.

That is wild. Well, I'm on board. Sven, you can keep doing that.

Yeah,

I like having Sven here.

Me, too.

Cuz it now really feels like Sven's a part of the conversation.

Should this be more permanent?

Yeah. And when we get a couch, he can like Sorry, that was not the right move on my part.

When we get a couch, I like I like like to imagine fan on the back of it with his arm like his head over. Yeah.

Okay. Got to get him little hats so that his metal head isn't exposed.

We should dress him up for Halloween.

We should. He has different outfits, too. He surprises us.

Okay. Everyone needs to send us costume ideas for Sven.

Yeah. Easy to do because

because look at him.

There's not much mobility of a body.

Yeah.

A third of a body really.

But if he's behind a couch then people won't see his bottom half that is missing.

That's true.

There was also a mystery because we left

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the podcast office

two months later came in and he was broken into pieces.

He was chopped in half.

Yeah.

He was trying to do a magic trick and did it wrong.

He fought hard.

Yeah.

With whatever happened to him. Well, we're glad you're here with us. Okay, I

haunted by Smurl episode, saved by cat

have one. This is from our listener, Lydia, and it is called How Your Podcast Haunted Me and My Cat Saved Me.

Oo,

the Smurl family. Hi, Ghouls, Goblins, Zays, and Gays. Longtime listener, first- time caller, and yes, you can use my name. So, I want to share my experience I had after listening to the two-parter of the Smurl family and after I listened to episode 258 where someone else shared what they had experienced. So, for a little backstory, I've always had experiences with the paranormal. Things like hearing footsteps walking around in my apartment that I'm the only one at, seeing demons, hearing things, and when I first found your podcast, I thought the most haunted podcast. Wow, what a catchy little line. But no, wow. I didn't realize how haunted you could

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be by a podcast.

Yeah. Well, neither did we. So,

yeah,

we're all in this together.

We're all in this together. once you know love high school musical.

So I was listening to your episodes on the Smurl family at work because your voices make it a little bit more bearable.

And I stood up to take something to my boss and I got to the side of my desk and all of a sudden doubled over in pain with horrible stomach pain.

Oh no.

I breathed through it and it finally went away. I went about my little walk and didn't think anything else of it. But when I sat back down at my desk, Sabrina starts saying how someone was driving and they had horrible stomach pains while listening to the Smurl family episode. I thought, "Weird. What a weird coincidence." I go about my day. I go home, do my nightly things, get in bed, fall asleep. My husband always comes in after me and watches TV to wind down in bed after I've already fallen asleep. And at some point, I woke up. It

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was after he had turned off the TV to a horrendous pain in my right eye. It felt like it was on fire, like someone had stuck a needle through my eyelid. I tried to grab my eye, but I couldn't move and immediately somehow fell back to sleep. When I woke up the next morning, I went to look in the mirror. I had no marks, no scratches, nothing. But I know that pain was real, and I still remember what it felt like. The next night, my cat, whose name is Kitty, who always sleeps by my husband's feet, curled up next to my legs. I thought, "Ooh, I'm special tonight." Well, girls, that night, I had a horrible dream. I actually don't know if it was just a dream or something else. I was immediately in my daughter's room and she was crying and I asked what's wrong when she pointed to the corner of her room towards the ceiling. I looked up and over and there was this creature completely black, completely still, but the outlines were still moving like liquid. And it looked at me and smiled this huge grin and the teeth were so sharp. Oh,

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I get goosebumps still thinking about it. Being raised Christian, I did the only thing I knew how to do and I threw myself over my daughter and started praying. I prayed for about 30 seconds, turned around and it was still there, still watching me, still smiling. So, I prayed more and more. And then I turned around and it was gone. I immediately woke up in that moment and Kitty, who was at my feet, was alert. Small things here and there continued to happen over the course of a week. Small stomach pains, sharp head pains, hearing things banging and walking around to find nothing had fallen. For that whole week, Kitty slept beside me. Until one night, I woke up to a bang, like something had fallen. I thought it was my dog getting off his bed. So, I checked the camera in his room. Yes, he has his own room. And he was sound asleep. Kitty was now standing on the bed, looking out into the hallway. She walked to the side of the bed closest to the door, stood there for about 20 seconds on alert, then ran out of the room like she was chasing something.

Oh my god.

After that, I have never had an experience again. So, that's the story of how your podcast made me a believer

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in being able to be haunted from states away by people I've never met. And how I'm 99% sure my cat took on a demon, one and saved me.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Love you girls. I hope to write again about some of the things my daughter and I have experienced together, so she can hear you talk about her. She isn't listening to this story yet. Thank you for everything you do. Also, here's pet tax of demon fighting Kitty and her annoying brother who slept through mom being attacked, but is cute anyway. Lydia, she her. Oh my god, Kitty is such a chunk. Look at Kitty.

Oh my gosh, Kitty is so cute.

And then the smile. Oh my god, I saw a TikTok yesterday and it was like someone was at a restaurant. It had like 40 million likes. It was that amazing. The dog is like laying on the ground and the person is filming

and she goes like, "Hi, puppy." The dog lifts its head off, stares at her, and fully smiles at her. It's the cutest thing in the world.

You see this? I'm pulling it up.

It's so cute.

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I feel like that'll be an easy search.

Yeah. Oh, right here. [Laughter]

Yeah. 48 million likes

with the tongue like a like fully.

That's so cute. It's so cute.

See, smiling dogs. Adorable. Smiling demons. Terrifying.

So that's why you get a cat.

Kitty protected you,

which is great.

And we haunted you. I'm sorry.

Although some people argue that cats are a version of a demon.

I love the story from my listener, Camila, whose cat has like shown its human form to her.

Was it its human form

or like demon form?

Yeah, it's demon form. She says, "I think my cat is a demon." Because it looks like one of the 72 demons of Solomon,

but okay, here you go.

Thank you.

haunted objects episode broke my tv

Passing it back.

This is called Haunted Objects episode

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broke my TV.

It's funny cuz I feel like all of these emails are related to the story or the episodes we talked about in the beginning being the most haunted.

Yeah.

So, well, I think cuz we just received so many emails from people and so many comments. So, like that sticks out in our mind as most haunted.

Okay. Hi, Ghoulies. I'm Brienne, very new listener. Like, just discovered your podcast on YouTube last month and I've been absolutely binging and just joined Patreon. I'm so excited to have found y'all because everything about what you guys talk about is so my vibe. Just a quick note, I watched the Haunted Objects episode last night, the one with Greg and Dana's collection that made Sabrina's camera glitch out. And when the episode ended, my TV froze. It wouldn't play any more videos. So, I just took that as a sign to go to bed. But now the next night after a full day of work, I tried to watch more videos and it just would not work. Like all of the other apps on the TV played fine and even other YouTube videos would work, but it would not play a single video from your channel and I tried like

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three. So I cleared the cache. Is it cash? Cache.

That's one of the words I've never like I don't hear people say out loud. It's just you clear your cookies and

clearies.

They cleared their data. from the app. Still nothing. I had to entirely restart my TV and all the settings before I could get another episode of your podcast to play. I didn't experience anything weird during the episode that I watched last night, but I definitely think that there's some weird juju that glitched my TV. Love y'all. Can't wait to watch more. See you on the other side. Brienne.

Wow. Sorry, Brienne.

Sorry. But at least you got to finish the episode.

Yeah. And then the ghost was like, "Time for bed."

Well, it makes me curious, too, if you were able to watch one of the three that you'd clicked on or if like those specific three you're never supposed to listen to.

Oh, that's interesting.

Try again. Let us know. Okay. If says

deceased bestie contacted me through tgog

no, try try again. I have Okay, this is like a very sweet one.

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Okay, which is surprising of me. It's from our listener. Whoa. London and Lydia literally started their emails the exact same that I almost was like wait did I pick the like did I like literally the same thing

London said hey girls ghouls gays and they

I like it I love it but like we've never gotten that before and then now we got two of them anyway this is from London and it's titled my deceased bestie contacted me through two girls one ghost I've debated writing and sending this email for a long time so while I sit here and listen to an encounters episodes because I'm fully addicted and it calms the noise in my brain. I've decided I may as well try to see what you guys think. So, for some backstory, I don't remember much of my childhood because of trauma, but I do remember that I've always been a spooky kid and have had an interest in the paranormal, the real stuff, not the fake [ __ ] When I was way too young of a child, like early 2000s, I would create my very own Ouija boards and play all by myself in my room. Can you imagine walking into

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your child's room and they're just using Ouija board by themselves?

No, now from my perspective, but I feel like that was like kind of maybe a normal thing in the '9s and early 2000s.

Yeah, I couldn't tell you why, but I've always felt a pull towards these darker interests because I haven't had that much actual experience with the paranormal besides the occasional sleep paralysis accompanied by the old faithful man who loves tall hats. H, that's quite a lot of experiences though already. All right, so to get to the point, did my deceased bestie reach out to me through a Two Girls One Ghost episode? Let me set the scene for you. A few months ago, I was driving from where I currently live on the northwest coast of California to central California for my uncle's funeral service. I make this drive regularly, so I wasn't expecting anything unusual. It's a long drive filled with beautiful sites and no service. So, I did as I usually do and I downloaded way too many hours of Two Girls One Ghost episodes, pressed play, and began my drive. I was a little less than halfway to my destination when in

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the middle of nowhere, my car starts acting funny. I have a relatively newer car, and I do know a lot about cars, so I was very confused when out of nowhere, my AC would turn on full blast onto the coldest setting. I know that cars can be on auto, but I had mine turn off. And even if it was on auto, it wouldn't just blast me with frigid air while driving through a rainstorm. know that it has never done this before. So, here's some more backstory. A little over 2 years ago, I moved into college in a completely new place, hours and hours from anywhere I'd ever been before. As a person with a few anxiety disorders, it was a little bit tough. On my first day in my dorm, there was a knock on my door and there was this adorable woman named Sari and it was friendship at first sight. She was truly one of the most kind-hearted people I've ever met and had this amazing energy just filled the space she was in. We spent months bonding and she was the person who made me feel comfortable with my true identity. We always said that we were kindred souls. Sadly, addiction is a truly awful disease. And one morning

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almost a year ago, I'd walked into Sar's room and I saw that the addiction had taken her.

I've experienced so much death before, but for some reason this was much different. Okay, so back to me in the car. The AC kept turning on. I would turn it off, it would turn back on. I would turn it off, it would turn back on. We played this game for way too long. And admittedly, I tend to talk to myself when I'm alone, so I start making comments out loud. At this point, I may have lost my mind, but while listening to ghost podcasts, I think, "This must be a ghost." So, I turn it back off and I ask out loud, "If someone is making this happen, will you do it again?" It immediately turned back on. I thought of my uncle because he had recently passed away and I was on my way to drive to his funeral and we never got to say goodbye, so maybe I thought it was him. I kept making silly little comments and eventually I said that I was more than happy for this spirit to be there, but I really needed them to stop freeze blasting me because I was going to turn to ice and it stopped. To this day, my car has never done it again. I sat with

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myself for a while and I thought about what had just happened until I realized that the episode I had been listening to while all of this was happening was an encounters episode where you were reading a story about a group of friends that had been together. their friend had recently passed away due to an overdose and they thought that they had been reaching out through a Mariah Carey song on the radio. As soon as I processed this, I verbally said, "Sorry," and I got full body chills that ran through my entire body that I have literally never experienced before.

Ooh, I just got them now, too.

To this day, I'm not sure what happened, but I like to believe that she was there with me trying to contact me in the most obvious way that of course flew right over my head. Well, you figured it out. Mhm. Thank you for all that you do and for making our inner spooky kids feel at home. Remember to tell your people you love them. And God bless Mariah Carey from Sid. They them. Oh,

that's so nice.

I know. And also like Sid, give yourself a break. Like of course you didn't realize it at the time because you're so

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distracted by this like rush of cold air that you're not listening to what the story is on the podcast.

Right.

But you put it together.

Yeah. And two, I feel like if that were were happening to me, I wouldn't necessarily jump to it's a ghost right away, right? Like I wouldn't be like, "Oh, someone's making contact accidentally."

What's happening with my car? Like, do I need to take it in? Like, what's going on?

Should I pull over?

Right.

Yeah. But then the way that it responded too when Sid was like, "Okay,

I'm turning this off." And then out loud.

Yeah.

If there's a spirit here doing this, turn it back on. And immediately chilly. I do like So I know that we talk about Sven a lot because Sven is clearly

busy.

That's where the busy that's where the other half of Sven's body went. He's running around on the run.

He's on the run.

His head's here, but the rest of him is is elsewhere.

Because I do think that there is a lot of activity that like

maybe happens because of the energy

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around our podcast. But we found this a lot when we were on tour, too. just the energy not even just from us but from like everyone who listens

y

being directed into this one place wherever it all ends up I do think that it tends to open the veil for people like sorry to come in and

whether it makes the person who's listening more receptive and that sorry and and other people are always there

or if there's just like some sort of like pocket where like it's

there's more opportunity. I don't know. But I do I I like that part of

Yeah.

being haunted.

I liked this story because it reminded me that not all encounters that Sven or our ghost or the ghosts of the podcast cause, like they're not all scary. There are some really positive ones, beautiful ones

that your loved ones are like showing you that they're there. Yeah.

There's even someone I think they shared this on campfire stories where their dad had recently passed away. They had never

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heard of our podcast before, but that like it came up on their YouTube and the like story that first played was very reminiscent of their dad.

And they were like, "I fully believe my dad wanted me to find your podcast to help me process his loss."

I know. So emotional.

It is. Okay. Well, to wrap us up, let's

most haunted episodes

see what you all say are the most haunted episodes. And if we agree, oh, we forgot about one. What? The Chron of Cat Skills. That one is haunted. Oh, yes. That one is haunted. And that one to me is the scariest episode. Like, contentwise, I'm most scared of that story out of all the ones we've covered.

Yes, cuz that's such an intense

Yeah. Anything Greg and Dana, I think is haunted. Uh, okay. Then everything else is Rick.

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Any episode where Demon House is mentioned? Oh my gosh. I don't know what this means, but this one listener submitted saying Julius Possession and anyone where Karin talks demon stories instead of Sabrina talking demon stories, which is Oh, that's interesting.

Wait. Oh, Julius Possessed Possession. Cone of Cat Skills.

Yeah. The Greg and Dana Haunted Objects.

Haunted objects. Weird. Also,

that is weird.

They also then wrote, "Also unrelated, but the injured cold episode had a massive picture jump scare that I peed myself."

What?

Did we just like flash on YouTube like him the grinning man?

Did we?

Maybe it was scary enough. I don't I don't know.

I kind of love that. I'm so honored to have made someone pee themselves. That's truly like

I didn't know I needed that title, but

I needed that title. You know how some people have like the the signs that say it's been like this many days since I pooped my pants. You need like it's been this many days since I've made someone pee their pants.

Well, the first sign would say seven

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days.

That's true.

I'm sorry. This is going to like scare everyone away. It's not Sven. It's my

fiber intake

Lou talk. Yeah. What just happened? I just heard like a little like and so I just assumed I think it it's probably flower dried flower petals falling.

ghost tube

Can I ask something real quick?

Yeah.

Are you open to

No. What are you going to ask? Ghost tube.

Yeah,

sure. We can do it.

Just for like a couple minutes.

Just a couple minutes.

It feels like the right time.

Okay.

The right episode. Okay. Do you want to set intentions cuz this is your space?

Sure. We are recording a podcast where we talk about the paranormal. And if you feel that this is the right time to come through and make contact with us knowing that whatever happens is also going to be shared with other people. It's not necessarily a private conversation. You are welcome to do so. However, once we

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end this session, the expectation would be that the communication and opportunity to communicate ends until we tell you that we're willing to open it up again. And nothing with any ill intent is welcome into the space. We are surrounded by love and light.

And I will echo what Karin said. There is no ghost podcast host discretion here.

Yes.

This is and the communication should be with us right here in this specific room. The child is off limits.

Good. This room is the only place you can be.

Mhm.

Okay. An open ghost tube. Sven, do you have anything to say for yourself? Is there anyone here who would like to communicate? Is this podcast studio haunted?

No thanks.

Oh, they don't want to communicate. Okay. Okay. Oh, thanks. No need to communicate then. Thanks for uh being here. Thanks for haunting everyone. And thank you everyone for listening. We we

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listen to the rules. We follow the rules of the ghost. If they set a boundary, we respect it.

They said no. We did strictly tell them to stop haunting, so they're like, "Why are you changing your

Yeah, no thanks."

Yeah.

Or maybe they just don't want to be on YouTube.

That's fair.

Privacy. Privacy goes a long ways these days.

Sure, but they can watch us naked in the shower, but yeah, we don't get to see them naked. Um, please let us know if we've made you pee your pants because it's such an honor and I want to know how many people we've made pee their pants.

And if you've experienced a haunting from the podcast, please email us. And if you've experienced anything within the paranormal, email us. Our email is two girls one ghost podcast@gmail.com. If you're watching on YouTube, that email is coming across the screen whenever we say that in every single episode. And you can also find it on our show notes, on all of our social media, on the website,

all the things. And we also want to say

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thank you all so much for being here. Regardless of when you joined, whenever you found us,

thank you. It's been such a cool experience for us over the last eight years. Started out as a hobby, started out as something that we never thought like anyone would listen to. We both now are full-time podcasters

where we talk about ghosts. Like that is the coolest thing in the world.

Talk about ghosts for a living

and you all have made it possible

for a living. We talk about the dead

thanks to you. So keep listening.

So keep letting us do this, please. You can follow us on social media. Support us by telling other people about the podcast or rating and reviewing wherever you listen. Shout out to Jamie Ryan who edits and produces our podcast. And shout out to all of you.

We love you.

Maybe Sven does too.

Sven definitely loves you.

And we will see you on the other side.

Very spooky.