Teddy Bears, Demons & Dark Figures | The Wildest Paranormal Stories (x171)

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very spooky hello hi spooky friends sultry voice welcome welcome to the two girls one ghost I like how you started out Sultry and then I kind of transitioned it to like old old man with a cane and you kind of joined me there yeah you gotta me it's called improv you meet people where they are yes and oh also I forgot oh yeah and where where your Augustus is I got distracted I have this like coffee

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protein shake that's Corinne I'm Sabrina and I'm wearing a shirt that says favorite sister because my sister can't combat that right now ah is that from the same brand called favorite daughter it is yep okay I need to get a favorite daughter shirt because that's the big joke in my family that I'm the favorite daughter and my brother is the favorite uh child so they have it on newly oh they do yeah I just I just rented it too because I'm going on a trip with my family in a couple weeks and I'm gonna wear it yeah subtle roasting on family trips it's always what you gotta do right it's the best to Bear broke the bear I like it after the pot stir the pot this is an encounters episode and I think crin you're going first but I'm really excited for my stories I saw the subject line of one of yours too

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okay but I picked this one out because it made me think of you oh it is called my teddy bear saved me

Abby's teddy bear story

and this is from Abby hi Karen and Sabrina I've been listening to your guys's show for a little while and was inspired to share my one and only paranormal experience when I was younger Early Elementary School I lived in one of the bedrooms in my house basically there was my parents room my old room and now current room again and my sister's room I moved into my sister's room when she went to college for a while because I was not fond of my room for reasons that I will share in this story my sister now lives with us again so I'm currently living in my old room that stinks you get kicked out again I know especially because Abby said that she's only had one paranormal experience and it sounds like it's good being saved but hopefully now that she's back in that room the one yeah in that one room uh anyways when I lived in my

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room as a young child I was always scared of the closet like most kids are but I was so scared of it that I could not sleep in any position that even had a chance of Me Maybe looking at the closet so I had my mom turn my bed so that the head of the bed was facing the closet I would have to sit up and fully turn around to look at the closet I was never comfortable in my room playing by myself especially when it started to get dark out even with the lights on in my room all of that was pretty spooky but this one event was the worst part backstory my dad had given me an old teddy bear named Ginger Rose when I was born and she always sat in my crib or at the foot of my bed she was passed down from my great-grandmother who had passed away long before I was born I never had much thought I know it's so sweet I never had much thought to why she had passed it down to me or any meaning behind it because I was a small child

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so one night as I was laying in bed trying to sleep but also terrified of being alone in my room with ginger Rose at the foot of my bed I began to drift off I felt something aggressively grab my lower calf even now I'm getting crazy Goosebumps writing this and as a little and as little kids do I believed my comforter would protect me so I jerked my legs up and I curled my body into a ball with the blankets surrounding me I was too terrified to try and scream out to my parents and was definitely too scared to look and see what was there yeah I build myself to go back to sleep and nothing else happened that night the next morning I shot out of bed and I ran to my door Where I Stood and looked under my bed and all around the room nothing was there and I felt okay later on when I made my bed I noticed the ginger Rose was gone as a child I assumed she protected me but as I got older I questioned my

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memory and asked my parents if they had possibly donated her or gotten rid of her they said absolutely not she was a very important hand-me-down for my dad's family like I said earlier I've moved out of that room so I've gone through all of my stuff and ginger Rose has never been found I truly think she saved me from some entity as I can now sleep in that room peacefully my three-year-old nephew can sleep in there too so I assume whatever was in there is now gone from Abby so did The Entity steal the Ginger Rose teddy bear I guess Ginger Rose was sucked into a Vortex or maybe Ginger Rose got possessed fighting off this thing and walked on out well I was gonna say that whatever this entity was grabbed Abby's calf because it wanted to take Abby to the astral plane or wherever they drag their victims and ginger Rose was like I volunteer as tribute I will sacrifice

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myself if you leave Abby alone so all the density wanted was to take a spirit or a soul into wherever it was and ginger Rose sacrifice herself she sacrificed herself I just I'm picturing the entity grabbing Abby's calf and then like a little teddy bear hand going on top of the spooky hand and just a little teddy bear eyes like looking at the entity and being like you don't mean that got it through me I mean whether it's Abby's great grandmother or whoever it wasn't passed this down or it's a spirit guide or just some other unknown Spirit connected to Ginger Rose it sounds like it banished this entity and as sad as it is the Tinder Rose is gone the teddy bear it's beautiful that it sacrificed itself I know it is interesting it makes me also

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wonder

Discussing the bear story

now I'm thinking of Moana and you know how in Moana te fiti is also the the evil entity the evil creature that is I can't remember the name of it but like the lava creature and really you just had to do goodbye to fiti because she was wounded and taken advantage of and whatnot and then once the heart was restored to her her Lava Monster self returned to a happy creature so basically I'm thinking what if this dark thing that was lurking in Abby's closet was just a wounded Spirit some wounded entity that needed the nurturing and the comfort of a loved childhood toy and In This Moment in its anger someone else like maybe Abby's great-grandmother like literally came in her spirit and was like I think you need this and gave Ginger Rose to this spirit

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and it's it saved that Spirit it completed them and then they were able to be happy and move on again I really like that sentiment that's very nice Whatever Whatever Happened Here Abby's Abby was saved but we just don't know where she chose yeah also a question for you Karen did you watch Moana recently like did you re-watch it oh because you've brought up Moana quite a bit recently it lives in my heart I always think of Moana the songs are constantly playing in my in my head I probably haven't watched Moana in like two and a half years in Moana and it follows are the two movies you keep going back to and SpongeBob constant those three just looped looped looped

Amanda's demon encounter

I have a story from our listener Amanda and Amanda put her phone number at the bottom of this so you might get a phone

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call from Supreme we might call okay it's called everything you believe about demons isn't all true hello ghouls my name is Amanda and I've been listening to your podcast for the last two weeks after I accidentally found it while searching for a new paranormal show to listen to I've listened to about a hundred or so episodes in the last two weeks while working wow we've summoned you we've summoned you I love both of your energies so much and feel drawn to tell you one of my most personal stories that only one friend and my husband know about I debated for a while whether I should tell you about it because it is different from most stories and the aspect that it involves demons but not in the way you were led to believe to preface this story I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself well can I just say yeah we both have we both have things to say right now but I just feel like in the past six months we have gotten a lot of emails and with our

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experience speaking to Arielle Willow that's exactly what I was going to say okay but also part of me is like how come we did this for five years and demons were bad bad and then in the past six months we've been hearing so many experiences where they're not bad it's like is there a big PR push from the other side from humans team yeah and they're working really hard to restore their image with us I I don't know maybe they're trying to redeem themselves and behave this is the thing is that with anything there's good and bad so it's very possible that within the category of spirits there are other categories so a demon is a type of spirit and ain't like a fallen angel whatever but there might be good and bad demons like there there was one email we read from a listener that had an energy demon that basically helped absorb excess emotion

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so like when your anxieties or your sadness and maybe even happiness I don't know is too overwhelming there's this demon that can come help you process through it in a way that you're not overwhelmed I thought would be great but I guess like to your point you draw like humans we draw energy from different emotions all the time right like our responses in the way that we go through the world isn't always perfectly drawing on on peace and happiness and good will you know there's a lot of actions that motivate us or that provoke us that don't mean we're doing something negative but they might be derived from something that we've experienced that does feel negative that pushes us towards something else and so I get it yeah yes well let's hear about this demon trigger warning this story does involve sexual assault so Amanda says from a very young age I've always been very attuned to the Paranormal and like

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Corinne have had many instances of witnessing Spirit interacting with apparitions and feeling generally in tune with that which cannot be seen however since I was small I've never felt generally spooked or felt any malicious energy towards me until we moved into my current residence spoiler alert I still live here anyways when I was small my parents would argue a lot my childhood was far from happy I was unfortunately touched sexually by a family member my father was a habitual cheater and my mom just kind of stuck it out and worked a lot to keep herself busy I have one other sibling who is six years older than me so as you can imagine we were not particularly close and he was mostly out of the house the majority of the time so I was left alone a lot the first notable instance I had of activity was late one night and my parents were arguing

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I remember crying and hearing a man's voice telling me that it would be okay and to focus on my light bulb on the ceiling I watched the light flicker twice and then go out I then felt someone petting my head it felt warm and comforting to my 10 year old self from that night on when my parents would argue I would ask if he was there not knowing his name the light bulb would Flicker and I would be able to sleep fast forward to me being about 14 or 15. my brother had his first child and his child was two at the time and he was obsessed with this acoustic guitar we had and would always try to play the strings we would wake up some nights to the sound of the guitar strumming and I instantly thought my nephew was responsible only to find out that he was not home on those nights we had several instances of hearing plates being put away the water running in the kitchen as well as footsteps when

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I was 17 I had my first serious boyfriend who would stay over from time to time and one day we were arguing and keep in mind it was just the two of us in the house when suddenly our prom picture that had been laying flat in a storage Cube on the wall flew out and broke on the floor face down I mean that's Paranormal Activity right there yeah you just saw it for something to fly to propel it doesn't just fall or or come off of one piece of tape undo itself right like it is actively flying through space yes and to add to it when they picked it up a glass had cracked directly in the middle of the two of us oh which is so purposeful it's like it's like The Parent Trap cut photo right yeah these are just a few examples of my paranormal experiences in childhood I've had run-ins with wolf-like creatures

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I've seen shadows in the woods and many other unexplainable experiences which are for another email which we need to know I grew up in the Adirondacks Mount Adirondack Mountains and my mom is indigenous which is not abnormal for these things to appear to us fast forward to the beginning of Summer 2022. my husband and I had separated and I was alone in the house with just our two children we moved into this house in 2018 and I've always known that there is an entity maybe more than one however there's only one room in the house that gives off strange Vibes I saged the room and put some black tourmaline in the windows and called it a day my room is directly across from this room my room is full of crystals sages and oils I actively practice Witchcraft and have found a really peaceful centering since beginning my practice after my husband left I sat at my Altar

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and asked my Spirit guides to keep me safe and let me know that I was not alone that night I woke up at 3 33 A.M I looked up into my doorway of my room and saw a large black shadow hunched over no I instantly smelt Ash and Fire ah the shadow began to move towards my altar which is in the corner of my room and it stayed there as I said before I am no stranger to these things so honestly I didn't think much of it and just went back to sleep the next night was very hard for me and I ended up crying myself to sleep I was a wreck with the separation that night I woke up again at 3 33 a.m but this time I woke up to my covers being pulled off of me ever so slowly this is making me really scared for like a Incubus succubus situation

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I know well we did have the preface that this is different than demons we've typically spoken about so hopefully that is the case okay I grabbed the covers and pulled them back up yelling into the darkness dude I am trying to sleep but again the covers began being pulled off of me and this time there was again a large black shadow standing next to my bed holding my covers again that smell of Ash and fire were present I looked right at him I sat up and I said seriously dude knock it the [ __ ] off I then The Bravery I then grabbed the covers and laid back down and rolled over to go back to sleep I then felt the bed sink down slightly and what felt like a very large hand get placed on my back I fell asleep again this presence continued on like this for about two weeks after that same songa dance every night I ended up going to a

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psychic festival with my friend and we thought it would be fun to get readings done what the psychic told me blew me away she knew about the presence and told me that I had a demon attached to me she then went on to tell me that the markings on my hand indicated that the demon was in love with me and subsequently vowed to protect me I think subconsciously I already knew this I work with deities in my witchcraft such as Lilith hikate and even Lucifer himself over the summer I talked to this entity a lot at night I asked for guidance I asked for clarity and I asked for peace which is obviously the opposite of what one would expect from a demon but when I tell you that I've never felt more at peace in my life I mean it it's like all my anxiety my Despair and my worries just left I truly feel at peace I ended up losing weight and feeling better than I ever

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have in a long time my husband and I have since reconciled and our marriage is better than ever once in a while I can smell Ash and fire at the night in the dark and it gives me a feeling of peace I know that this may seem bizarre but it is 100 True everything that we've been conditioned to believe about demonic entities is not completely true it was a truly surprising discovery for me that's not to say that there still aren't bad demons just like everything else in life perhaps there's an unknown side to these entities I'd love to hear back from you girls and I'm free to chat whenever Amanda should we call Amanda you always want no I'm too shy it's okay I feel like rules should be reversed here that I should be the one that's like super outgoing being like yeah let's call people but oh my social anxiety I cannot that's fine we'll just have to do campfire stories again because yes we do then I am like mentally prepared to speak to people that I'm first meeting at like a

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specific time of day and then I can recover from the social experience okay first Fair

Analyzing demon lore

um it's it's interesting because it makes a guess I don't know enough about familiars but it makes me wonder if if demons could basically also be a familiar you know like something that is protective and loves you and is bound to you but doesn't necessarily have to be in like a romantic or or familial sense but just is a protector is the one that is Tethered to you with a purpose I also kind of love that demons can fall in love like that this demon loves Amanda so much that it has vowed to protect her and and also is not threatened by the fact that Amanda and her husband reconciled like because I feel like we've heard stories

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where entities that do have some type of interest in love for a person they react violently to a significant other or in jealous ways but this entity doesn't I guess what type of Love is it you know because it doesn't necessarily have to be a romantic love right and two I mean if some if if it's a demon and if we here believe in Souls is it is it just in even if it is romantically in love with her is it not threatened by her current life because in the grand scheme of things a human life is so short compared to the amount of time in the astral plane they'll be able to experience together um that's interesting I know that we've talked about how demons are not of human descent but couldn't they be couldn't there be a human aspect to them

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so they could be I mean I guess anything is possible with the Paranormal realm because we don't have definitive answers but is there a way that this is a traveling soul of some kind that has interacted with Amanda in past lives are we just living in a simulation yes and the people who are the players the team one and team a and Team B are given the roles like a little Dungeons and Dragons type thing given the roles of demon or or angel or like certain beings and they're all playing as a certain team and she just happens to be this demon player of a different dimension their favorite character you know like you play Sims and you have your favorite Sims uh yeah I don't again we don't have answers so I do not know and that would make sense why it's like

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it's not necessarily good or bad it can be different either way it's just whatever team that they were assigned to in this world that isn't understood by us either way it's amazing to have this being this entity keeping Amanda safe or I mean I would love the feeling of Peace what's that we won't find it because that's the Human Experience right you have to transcend Beyond it to have full peace well right but Amanda's saying yeah more at peace now you can experience peacefulness but you might not be peace where's my demon at my good Demon whoa never mind I'm not gonna say it I feel like when my luck there would be crawling out of the I'd I wouldn't have the good ones okay I'm asking for a good one please I want my favorite demon to be the shirt that I buy my the shirt I will buy my demon all

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the demons are blushing right now like do you think she's talking about me speed dating with demons a black decaying Rose she loves me she loves me she loves me ah demons can have crushes too yeah of course alrighty this is called why are you the

The 'Why are you mom' story

mom and I picked this one out because it reminded me of me so I had one for you and one for me hi ladies I'm so happy to finally email you sorry about campfire us too but we're still we're like very much actively working on yeah we had a solution trying to find something I hope you can find another way to make it happen I'm sure you will you are both very inspiring people anyway I don't know if this is interesting enough for the podcast but it's just because I'm reading it honestly all of them are so email us regardless but I had to tell you I wanted to email you both many times but today Corrine Sabrina today I was baking cookies and

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listening to episode 206 Corinne special and stopped when Corrine said why are you the mom now I'm pretty sure you've mentioned this before in a past episode but today it triggered a memory oh of my mother of my mother saying that I said that to her when I was little around five years old yes later in the day I went shopping with my mother and we were walking through the store and your words from earlier came to mind and I said oh there's something I wanted to ask you did I ever say something like why are you the mom this time and her whole face changed we were in an aisle at Marshalls and she said I can tell you exactly where we were she tells me the entire story and how I was frustrated and she was telling me to hold the bathroom door closed and I said why are you the mom this time I was the mom last time

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I asked her what happened after that and she said I didn't say anything because I didn't know what to say and then you just went back to normal I said where were we when this happened and she said on vacation in the White Mountains it was a long drive and she said that I wasn't happy so I Googled the White Mountains and it says it's in New Hampshire yes it is it's also where Betty and Barney Hill were abducted which Sabrina did an episode on she says no it was in New York so I Google White Mountains New York and White Face Mountain pops up she says that's it I think it's weird that when this happened to Corinne you had just moved to New Hampshire and the White Mountains are in New Hampshire and my mom said the wrong Mountain name but it gets even weirder in the car she says what made you bring that up and I say I told you I was listening to a podcast and she says what kind of podcast and I say ghost stories and she says

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oh of course she thinks I'm weird in general I go to my phone and I pull up the episode I just finished the whole thing so I'm assuming it's not going to be too easy to find the exact place where you had said those words so I dragged the bar to a random section and your voice says I turned to her and I said how come you're the mom now Blown Away in my mother's face was shocked and she said that's exactly what you said to me I it was a weird ride home LOL I have more stories to tell you too one is about how I had been haunted for years as a little girl by a man in a suit so I'll send that in a separate email it's a story I've always thought of emailing but this one just happened and I was so shocked that we had said the same thing thank you for all that you both do I look forward to every episode I attached a picture of my cats I call him my pet cemetery

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oh wait his name is Shadow I want to know which one is which there's Shadow and rain and they're both so adorable but this one has like a gorgeous luscious Mane that look it looks like a little black lion it does oh my gosh it's so cute adorable cats fierce adorable um and then it wasn't signed with a name so I don't know exactly who it's from but someone who's lived a very parallel life to me I love that we or that you because it was you who did this triggered a memory in this listener and that it was identical to yours right and isn't it weird too that their mom said the wrong mountain range and was the mountain range that I had lived in when I said that yeah that's which makes me like that's spooky ah like our is this listener and their

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mom actually you and your mom but in a alternate plane and some right now they're listening to our podcast it is interesting I mean I get the the

Souls, trauma, and healing

White Mountain it's it's kind of it feels synonymous in terms of the the names White Face Mountain and White Mountains it can be confusing but even still I also okay I think it was last encounters or in some episode I was talking about is it possible for when our souls leave our physical body in this in this life can our souls split and be reincarnated into multiple bodies which is why they're soul mates because like Corinne let's say you and I have split Souls like we're one of the same soul but in two different bodies and that's why you and I have found each other and feel so connected because in some way we are completing ourselves so in that way what if you and this

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listener and then the listener's mother and your mother have split Souls that are like you are of the same whole so one person is just of multiple fragments of people's Souls together right so for this listener to say why are you the mom I was the mom last time it is because it is the same Soul as yours that is that is curious and it's also interesting that these past lives bleed through in points of frustration right like when you're when you're bothered as a kid instead of having a tempered tantrum sometimes your soul does and it bleeds through and it's like no this is not how I lived last time you know what I've taken to in my adult life recently Tantrums yes throwing temper tantrums how why where um tell me more

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I don't um I have a lot of emotions and there's a lot of anger that has been built up within me that I never dealt with and so that's why I'm depressed um it's basically repressed emotion and I mean there's a million reasons that I'm depressed but so now when I have intense emotions like that I excuse myself from the situation that is disregulating me and I do these little like temper tantrums like I get on the bed and I go ah and I like kick my legs and it releases all of this energy and then I make myself laugh because it's just like such a silly yeah release of energy that I then like you know manage the emotion oh that's I mean that's a good idea isn't that part

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of is that part of EMDR too where like there's certain pressure points are like you're being or maybe that's not amdr but I was watching something about like regulating emotions and kids when they're having really big feelings and how you're supposed to kind of like tap on certain yeah that's that is umdr um regulation that just helps with like The Duality of uh your brain and then it helps regulate you um somatic therapy though when you are going back and like analyzing memories and your parts and what emotions and feelings are being triggered there is benefit to like for example I Revisited a painful memory of mine when I was doing somatic therapy I closed my eyes my therapist was asking me where do I feel it is there anything that I physically want to do like when I revisit that memory do I have an instinct and there was one

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part where like my instinct was to like kick and like push away this person these people and she was like well do it like kick do do it do like physically do the thing that you want to do in that memory and there's a release there's a release if you wow because your body is now like associating that feeling with that memory it's fascinating that is the human brain I know it's like the brain the body the gut past lives Soul everything everything you gotta heal everything all at once yeah like heal the whole person rather than just like apart it takes a long time a little friends it does and then when you're finally fully healed maybe that's when you become a spirit guide or you get to Slither on into the demon guide roll or something I don't know yeah maybe you could choose yeah well I

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think maybe you get to choose your next life and you're like I want to be in the two Dimension next time actually and then you're just like a little drawing walking around um yeah I think you're walking at all I think you're stuck um there is also I think if you I and I don't want to speak or misspeak but like in the Buddhist religion the idea of like reincarnation is because you haven't reached that point of full healing full understanding full peace and then you eventually get to a certain place where you you're transcend as a soul into a state of higher knowing right and that's when you become an alien and then you come back and do weird things on earth to psych all the humans out who haven't quite figured it out

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you're like why is this bird Frozen in the air what is this black blob floating through the sky when I was weird clouds on a flight I was seriously looking for UFOs out the window and I saw none bummer

The haunted vibrator tale

I have this is the story that you saw the subject line and have so long awaited this is from a listener who would like to remain anonymous it is called the haunted vibrator you know I do remember this coming into our inbox and I was like I gotta grab that and then a few hours later I go into our inbox to steal it and it was went into my personal folder hi ladies long time listener and I have been meaning to write you both for a while as I have had paranormal experiences since I was three years old

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some including a demon that tormented me for months my physical body and my voice being mimicked and witnessed by several people and a ghost that always used to scare me at work when I worked at a haunted house ooh but those are longer stories that I'll write out another time we need to know need I also want to know more about the haunted house because haunted houses when you go to a haunted house it it feels like an attraction but was this a haunted haunted house yeah that's what I wonder or is it yeah an a haunted home that was turned into an office space this short little story is about something odd that happened last week it was bedtime on Tuesday and my boyfriend and I lay in bed and just as we're starting to doze off which is around midnight we're both awakened by a terrifying loud rattling sound coming from my nightstand I had a little Bullet Vibrator on the nightstand and it had turned on by itself

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it isn't battery powered you plug it into charge so it wasn't as though the batteries happened to get a connection and also the button is on top and you have to press pretty hard on it to turn it on it was on its side with no weight or pressure on the button TMI but I'll tell you anyway I've had this vibrator for probably about five years and this had never happened prior and has not happened since anyway we were both a little freaked out and he turned it off and then it happened again in the middle of the night I checked my phone and it was exactly 3 30 am when it went off again my boyfriend then decided he would sleep with it in his hand not touching the button at all and he told me it went off several times in the middle of the night we tried to justify it logically to see if there was any way it could have turned on on its own and we were stumped and I just found it super odd that it

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turned on during dead time the day before this happened we had watched several paranormal shows and horror films and I had also put up a black mirror that I had made for divination my boyfriend was asking about it asking me if the placement for it was actually spiritually safe so the next day after the vibrator haunting I smudged the Black Mirror in case it had anything to do with it I also saved my vibrator never thought I would have to say to vibrator and now we joke that I have a haunted vibrator not sure what caused this uh but I do think it had to do with the black mirror as any time my boyfriend mentions it for any reason we do have paranormal activity stir up I told him he has to treat it like Fight Club and isn't allowed to talk about it anymore anyway I hope you ladies have a great day thanks for reading and always keeping me entertained during work I mean I love the thought that however

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this mirror was set up it was this portal for spirits to come through and the spirit that came through is like this nosy ghost who just did Super into finding people's vibrators and they're like [ __ ] yeah I found one you just keep playing or they're like come here friends like look at what I found look at this new piece of technology we've never experienced what is this what is this okay there's multiple versions yeah there's the version that's like playful and it's just like I'm gonna mess with these Goofs um or there's the like what is this fascinating thing that vibrates or there's a spirit that's like sexually frustrated and is like oh I finally found a vibrator thank God and I like to imagine that anonymous's boyfriend is holding this vibrator and a ghost is like I'm using it oh yeah it reminds me of Hattie in ghosts when she discovers the washing machine I really hope that this spirit is one

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from a time where that was frowned upon and now they get to really explore their sexuality yes and positive sexual experiences yes hopefully other people haven't properly cleansed their own mirrors and the spirit has found a way to find another home with similar tools I love now I'm picturing like a sex shop just being haunted and the employees of the sex shop coming in in the morning and all of the vibrators are on [Laughter] they get a sent to someone's I'm imagining almost like every time someone cleanses their space it sends spirits to another person's space like they never actually returned to the actual plane they just keep like getting pushed forward and forward and what if they eventually end in some sort of like dominatrix room

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and there's just a bunch of ghosts and they're like the one the one that always gets them in trouble is like do not ruin this for us do not let them know we're here remember to shut it off when you're done oh you turn it on you can turn it off this see I had that I had to read the story because we are two girls one ghost and occasionally I just feel like we need to pay homage to our our name be very on brand

Spooky bathroom encounters

so if you have any stories that are of sexual nature um or haunted vibrators or whatever it might be we would love to read them yeah we should have a dirty themed encounters too we should read it in like sultry voices yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah got my cane out again uh we'll read each different one with a

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horrible accent and then we'll just see because because you know whatever you're into we're not judging maybe some people like yeah voice over work not good work but we'll try but we'll have fun while doing it occasionally we read an email like this and I thought it was a good one to end on okay it is called I almost peed on a dark figure in my bathroom I'm ready in finally hilarious story happened the other night so it's fresh in my mind a part of me wondered if it even took place but yes indeed it did so I'm not sure how your nightly track to the bathroom goes but for me I wander in the dark I can navigate the path to my toilet in the dark like a pro and do so nightly on this particular night the moon was full but the curtains were closed because I like my room dark no possibility of weird shadows to form on the walls I was just walking my usual

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path towards the bathroom in our room and paying close attention to the flooring I hit the tile the toilet is near I turn left I pants down I'm backing into my parking spot I'm in here a deep voice says in my ear so so close I feel its breath I scream the deep voice screams a husband and a toilet in the dark but he thought I was still in the room when he heard me and made his announcement he had no clue I was right in front of him almost about to be on him yes I screamed the loudest I ever have and my heart went into my throat I just listened to your podcast that night and you mentioned in the episode how you never look in the mirrors in the dark so I was more focused on avoiding the bathroom mirror but most of all I laughed and laughed and fell asleep to happy thoughts of the pitiful scream that escaped my husband

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my advice to the soon to be newlyweds and already married and those listening who are living with their partners bed it's empty before wandering in the dark towards the toilet or don't keep things interesting LOL adrenaline rushes are sexy I love that so much it's so funny and this is also not signed so it's it's from an anonymous Pier I'm in here wait that voice is pretty good oh I truly when you read that I thought it was a ghost and I was like wow that is a very vocal ghost who is using the restroom but I don't know both versions would be amazing but this is just hilarious into like the fact that they were their whole Focus was on ghosts at the time

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right because they were like get to the bathroom back it up to your parking spot do not look at Reflections do not look in the mirror and of course when all of those thoughts are happening that's when you have this terrifying experience where you think a ghost is speaking to you I love it I love it so much okay this is like when you're half asleep in the middle of the night the last thing you're thinking to do especially when you wake up and you have to pee you're like groggy or your eyes are like you're hardly able to open your eyes the last thing you think of is let me check to make sure my partner is still in bed so that I don't pee on them you just wander you wander straight to the bathroom you're half asleep man see this is why we say that sometimes the scariest things in life aren't actually paranormal but humans and sometimes it's your own husband on a toilet [Laughter] I don't know I'll just picture in like the bare cheeks like backing up to the toilet and he's like

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she's getting full moon even though its curtains were closed story just like brought forth a memory and I don't know if I ever shared this part of it I've definitely shared the embarrassing part of it okay so many people on this show if you've been here since the beginning know that I have pooped my pants on too many occasions it's a problem it happens I'm not alone I know it even if you don't admit it I'm Not Alone um but there was one time where it happened and this was also food poisoning based so I was driving home and the incident happened and I was home actually we had a roommate at this time so Nick was not home but our roommate was there and I was so embarrassed like I didn't like I was just like oh my God I cannot believe this happened and I call Nick and I go oh my God and he immediately knew

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and and this is not like at this point I had never pooped my pants in front of Nick or in our relationship and he I just said oh my gosh and he goes no did you poop your pants somehow deep down he knew it was a big risk like it hadn't happened yet but the threat of you pooping his pants was always pregnant he had been waiting for the moment he's like I hear those stomach noises I see the way she behaves after having Dairy I know that this will happen it will happen believe it or not I I'm pretty sure I ate vegan mac and cheese that day so who's the real who's a real perpetrator

Final thoughts and outro

food poisoning That's it probably neither cheese botulism yes interesting sixth sense it's like you know you get connected with your partner and and you think that they'll know when something's wrong emotionally but really they're just super keyed into your

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bowels yes they know when you've pooped your pants they know that's like no and we hope to know when you poop your pants too uh please email us if you do please you're not alone you're next if you think you're not you're next that's our horror movie you have seven days to poop your pants for real to die oh gosh anyway yes thank you for listening please email us your pants pooping peeing of your pants um ghost stories sexual encounters with the Paranormal maybe with aliens all of the above all of the above email them today they're saving your life yeah just anything that happens email them to us at two girls one ghostpodcast gmail.com and then write and review us on iTunes join our patreon tell your friends about us because it's a pyramid scheme you know the drill

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