GHOST STORIES FOR HALLOWEEN | Demons, Witchcraft & Ouija Gone Wrong | Paranormal Podcast (x305)

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The Book of Shadows belonged to my uncle, and so he and a few of his friends decided to take it to a cemetery on Halloween night. This is so Hocus Pocus.

The grave starts opening. This feels like a trick. It does. It's a day of tricks and treats.

It's Halloween Eve.

And the theme for today was just Halloween.

Very spooky. Happy Halloween.

I like how we looked at each other as if we didn't know what we were going to like like Cat and Garth.

Yeah, but we knew what we were saying.

It was definitely how are we going to say it? Right. This is Halloween. Halloween. Hi. This is Two Girls and a Ghost. Two

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girls, one ghost. It's the best day of the year. Actually, technically this comes out on the 30th, but it's basically Halloween.

It's Halloween Eve. This whole month has been Halloween, and if you're like us, all year is Halloween.

Yes. But we get to celebrate it especially. Extra. Extra. Uh we are your ghostesses. That is Katie.

Hi. I'm Sabrina, and the theme for today was just Halloween. Mhm. So, [clears throat] I think we just have a variety of stories that are Halloween-ish.

Relate to Halloween. Make you feel spooky and in the mood.

Katie, every single story we get is related to Halloween.

That's true. Ghost stories and ghouls and goblins. I am going to be in Scotland I know. for Halloween. I wanted to ask what your itinerary is.

know.

But I also don't want you to just share where you are. Well, I have zero itinerary. As of right now when we're recording, I don't even know where I'm staying. Okay. So, unknown. I haven't had the time to plan. Yeah. We have too much other stuff going

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on that like I

See the flights there and then nothing. Yeah. Why don't you use a travel agent? No.

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You're the one that said that your family used them growing up all the time. You used them before. No, I haven't. How did you plan Africa? I didn't use a travel agent.

You did that yourself? Basically, yeah.

I thought you said your family used them all the time when you were growing up.

No, my sister my soon-to-be sister-in-law, Charlotte, her mom is a travel agent. Oh.

Um no. That's where I'm going to go next.

loves to do travel groups, which not knocking that, but also it ain't for me. Okay. This is where I'm kidding. I just got bits and pieces and made up a story about you.

up, yeah. We could totally play two truths and a lie, and I feel like there would be some things that we don't know. Yeah. Ooh, that's a good idea. We should. See if we can trick one another.

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It's a day of tricks and treats, so the stories are not tricks. They're actually the treats. Okay. Okay, I feel like I don't know what's about to happen. I'll go first. I'm going to

the time I was a demon's bitch

start with this one because it made me

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giggle. Um the time I was a demon's [ __ ]

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What an What an entry into a story. But then they said actually it might have been a boggart, which I don't know much about.

Yeah, no. Hello, friends. Hi, how are you? Do you want to yodel it? Hello. That's really good.

was pretty bad. That was Put her on a stage, you guys.

me, lying.

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Lying. Okay, side note. I worked at a daycare when I love how they they're like side note. I know it's at the top, but like [laughter] before I get into it. Okay. I worked at a daycare where it was a requirement to refer to everyone as friends, which was absolutely adorable in my opinion. And just like how now I can no longer ever say I'm going to the bathroom, instead I say I have to go potty, I still refer to everyone in my life as friends.

Hi, friend.

Hi, friend. Except now I work at an urgent care, and so I'll be like your friend is ready or my friend is in this room, and at the beginning all the

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providers were like what's happening? Like is it like your actual friend in the room? Wait, what's going on? [laughter] Um but no. So now everyone refers to everyone

like not appropriate for that setting either to be like Oh, the friend's over here, and the friend is like got a fork in their throat.

At urgent care? I feel like you go to the hospital for that. [laughter] I go to urgent care. Like this isn't an emergency. Okay, my name is Katie. Sarah with an H if you nasty. Oh, wow.

And if you're confused, Katie is my alias. Sarah's my government name. Please use my name, whichever one you prefer. Oh. Damon knows where I am if he needs me.

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This is chaotic, and I'm so here for it. It's a trick and a treat. Okay, so [clears throat] this is all over the place. Sorry, I'm an ADHD-er, and I'm also the worst at proofreading before I send it. I like to see all the errors after I've sent it because it's already too late.

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Anyway, welcome to my thoughts. I've just recently started listening to y'all thanks to Morbid, and while I absolutely

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love them, I love that you guys focus on ghosts and experiences that you incorporate encounters into each episode. Let me just say at the top the way that Sarah/Katie is writing this is also the reason that I couldn't journal because my journal entries were very similar to this. It's just like

It's a bunch of different things. Yeah. I have gone down a rabbit hole. There's this girl on TikTok who reads journal entries from like 2012.

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And one of them killed me. It was like, my mom got me a lip gloss today. I ate the entire tube. I'm a dirty, disgusting girl, but it tasted so good. It is hilarious. Oh, yuck. Okay, Sarah/Katie said, I usually Sarah/Katie I usually listen to episodes, but randomly I'll watch on YouTube. But if you do read this, can you text me because I want to know which episode to listen to. Don't call me, I won't answer. But if you need answers, I'll respond to your text.

[laughter]

Dead. Okay.

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So in 2018, I was going through some [ __ ] Trigger warning for suicide talk and an ungodly amount of profanity. Sorry, not sorry. But in 2018, I was depressed and suicidal, and I was going through some personal issues at home. My coworkers were trying to convince me to take a mental health day the next day, but I told them that I would be there because I didn't trust myself to be home alone, and I didn't go. I texted my manager that I wasn't feeling well, and I went back to sleep. I woke up Oh, there's like Thank goodness for these people at work. I woke up to the police banging on my door for a welfare check. Like I was in a bad place. My best friend lived in a duplex, and she found a Bible in her closet, and the dumb [ __ ] decided to read it as an atheist and non-believer. She also kept a Ouija board or still keeps a Ouija board in the trunk of her car with the planchette because her now husband doesn't allow that [ __ ] in their house. I don't blame him. So it's actually still in her car to this day. But anyhoo, ever since she read the Bible, weird stuff started happening. She had sleep paralysis every single night, and when you walked past her

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bedroom to go to the bathroom, you would see a dark figure sitting on her bed out of the corner of your eye. The shape was almost like someone was sitting under the covers, but you could also tell it was a dark figure. It was weird. I would tell myself it was nothing and keep going. No double takes. It was later confirmed that it wasn't just me who saw this, so I wasn't crazy, and it made me glad that I never double-looked to confirm what I was seeing. One night, our friend group was hanging out at her place, and she was in a bad mood because it was late, and she was a grandma who's usually in bed by 8:00. We were watching scary movies and talking about Waverly Hills Asylum, and we were drinking grape juice out of wine glasses because we're classy like that. But I wasn't a fan of mine, so it was sitting on the ottoman. We're all on the couch, and the glass of juice straight up lifts up, levitating off the table, scoots over an inch or two, and bam, slams on the floor spilling juice everywhere. My god. I immediately got up off the couch and started cussing the [ __ ] out, telling him, I think the entity, that I didn't sign up to be Cinderella, and I'm not his [ __ ] I'm not cleaning up after his [ __ ] mess.

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Now remember, I was in a bad place, and at this point I did not care if I lived or died. I at one point got so numb I literally couldn't feel anything. Clearly bad energy all the way. Just what demons prefer or daemons as Sarah/Katie writes. I went home that night. I left her house at like 5:00 or 5:30 a.m. by the way, and I was sitting in my living room. So at this point it's like 5:30 or 6:00 a.m., and I live by myself. When all of a sudden I heard rustling in my kitchen. After contemplating whether I should check it out, I walked into the kitchen. And I need you guys to know I'm never that white [ __ ] that investigates, but this time I was, and I figured it was just him, the entity that had been messing with my friend. And there was a bag of plastic cups that had been on my fridge now on the floor, and I asked him, "The [ __ ] bro? Why are you so obsessed with cups?" Fast forward a couple of weeks, I was driving in my car again in a shitty mood as I had been, and I realized I was going 60 in a 30 mph zone, and I was like, "Oh, shit." So I went to take my foot off the gas to hit the brake

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because I didn't need a ticket on top of everything else in my life when I cannot move my leg. There was literal pressure on my leg pushing it down preventing me from lifting it. So I start crying, and I start going even faster because I can't take my leg off the gas, and it's being pushed down making me go faster. Thankfully it's late at night. Thankfully there are hardly any other cars on the road, but I was terrified. And this whole time I'm trying to lift my leg until finally the pressure is removed, and my leg slams into the dashboard because I was trying so hard to move it. I mean like the pressure pushing against it.

Yeah. When it let go, her like leg flew up.

Jesus Christ. This is terrifying for it to happen during while driving. I 1,000% believe it was him. This entity [clears throat] would bounce around between me and my friend, and he even once went to my friend's mom's house, and then after that she never saw him at her place. My last instance with him pissed him off and thankfully he hasn't come around since but I was having

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extreme anxiety issues and sleeping on my couch. I was struggling to stay asleep for more than an hour at a time and I was extremely sleep deprived which is probably why I was more susceptible to sleep paralysis but I also do believe this was this entity as well. I had never before ever had sleep paralysis and I haven't had it since. I was asleep and I was paralyzed. I tried to roll over but I see a shadow in the doorway of the hall and I said, "You need to leave." and casually said, "I don't have time for your shit." Next thing I know this entity is sitting on the couch with me and says, "I'm sorry but I'm already here and I have to do it." What?

I [ __ ] lose it every time I think about him saying that because like what? What does he have to do? But in that moment I was like, "Ugh, whatever, fine." and next thing I know he rolls me to his side, rips me open down the middle of my back and literally puts my body on him like a [ __ ] sweater.

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I literally feel him putting his arms into my arms. I hate this so much. As it's happening I wake up. I'm on my back, my elbows are dug into the couch and my back is arched, face bent backwards into the arm of the couch. Like fully. [laughter] I don't know why but it seemed like it took at least a full minute for me to really like wake up. I'm feeling like also picturing cuz I had the emergency C-section I'm like picturing the tugging feeling. That's Well and then She says I have a shooting pain down my spine. All I could think about is if I were living with someone and they saw me in that position they would for sure think I was possessed. And I somehow managed to get into this position while I was sleeping. It took me a long time to get back to sleep but after that I never saw him again. I don't know. Like they have a boss. He's got quota. [laughter] How many bodies can you possess?

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It took me a long time to get back to sleep but after that I never saw him again. I think maybe I pissed him off by being such a smart ass or not caring or being scared. My friend is now having bouts of sleep paralysis again and we joke that he's back but if he is we brought it on ourselves because we always talk about how we miss him. Why? Why do you miss him? But then I was listening to Morbid's episode and I realized that maybe this entity was a bogart because he loved [ __ ] with my friend's cats. That's the only thing I remember that may make him a bogart but I'm sure there were other things. He originally tried to catch me in sleep paralysis when I first stayed at her duplex but I was smartish. My friend and I slept in the bed and kicked her now husband to the couch and when I heard footsteps and I immediately was like, "Fuck." But then I heard the cat toys and I was like, "Oh, it's just the cats." Then I closed my eyes real tight, slid myself under the covers as one does because safety and I turned to face my friend towards the wall and kept saying in my head not to look because I had a feeling. I left the next morning before my friend

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woke up and I texted her later that I heard footsteps but it's probably just the cats. And she nonchalantly texted me saying, "No, that was the demon. You don't hear footsteps from my cats. They are not heavy enough to make boot walking sounds." That's my story of a a demon trying to [ __ ] with me. Also I have officially joined Patreon. You guys are awesome and I may die trying to catch up between YouTube, Amazon and our Patreon episodes. I'm so far behind. But love you all. Okay Sarah Katie or Katie Sarah, why the [ __ ] would you say you miss this thing? Maybe you don't have to because it literally put you on like a sweater. It's always within you. It's a part of you now.

It reminds me so much of speaking of Morbid I read with them my best friend's exorcism by Grady Hendrix and it does kind of remind me of that where it like entered the body of the friend. Ooh, I feel like this is the first time we've ever heard about like the actual experience of being entered and having a communication being entered.

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Or and like the fact that he was like, "I'm sorry I have to." It's almost sounds like it's like I'm going off of your inflection where it's like I guess we need to defer to Okay, I'll say it differently this time. I'm sorry but I have to. Right, exactly. So it's like Not like I'm sorry I have to. Can I say he? Does this creature Yeah. guy, man, demon, entity bogart want to do it or is it this like a forced thing? Well it also does So I've been rewatching True Blood and it does make me think about in the show like there are a couple of characters who get turned into vampires and they don't want to. They like want to be human but they were unwillingly turned into vampires and then in order to survive they have to drink the blood of humans but they don't want to. But they have to. Is this like in order to sustain your own life you have to hurt humans? Like is there some type of

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you don't live if you don't do this thing. Right. Or okay, so what thing happened after Katie was entered? I don't know. I really hate I really hate the term the way that I'm saying it. But like part of me is like what if this is some sort of like alien research thing too where it's like I have to go or what if Okay, let's totally spin it.

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What if there was something that Katie had within her that she needed some extra assistance in and that was this thing going in and trying to like fix it for her. Like I have to go in and change some things. It's like a mechanic. Yeah. He's got to fix the engine. Or like we we accidentally left this behind in our last operation. You're going to be a lot happier now. It's a very invasive It's a very invasive procedure.

Yeah. Wait, this is so random but

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in a recent episode apparently and I I own up to it it's not even apparently. It's not allegedly. There's record of it. I kept saying modge podge instead of a hodgepodge of

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like things. Oh, I would have never corrected you or cuz I think I also say modge podge now because of modge podge the product.

So everyone was commenting on the episode being like modge podge is a product it's like a glue that you use for arts and crafts. And I was like, "Nope." Now that's just what we call Okay, well why is it modge podge? Because of hodgepodge.

[snorts]

So now it's modge podge. Yeah, it's modge podge. It's still the the concept is the same. It's like But so we say modge podge.

gluing things together, making things an assortment of things. For crafting, modge podge. modge podge in your mind and thoughts [clears throat] for our words, our vocabulary.

Yeah, honestly I forgot about hodgepodge until you just said it. Hodgepodge sounds so wrong. We left that behind. We're modge podging it. Okay. What do

stories from a family of witches

you got? A trick or a treat? They're all both. I believe if I can remember correctly I think I picked stories that happened on Halloween. Oh, I just picked scary to be spooky like Halloween.

Okay. Yeah. Although I can't always remember what I do.

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So we're going to find out cuz because I think we can have a go.

and made you pick it.

Yeah. Wearing me as a suit. Hey two girls one ghost, we have some stories for you guys. We and for ghosties so you have our permission to use this and any other stories we send. Okay, so we're doing this talk to text cuz that's a lot easier. So a lot of these stories are going to come from my mother. She was there for most of them and I'm still relatively young so I was not there to put it into my perspective but we are this multi-generational family of witches. We're also going to send this to ghosties and see what they think because why not? Spooky season.

Hell yeah. So the first story is from the life of our mother and it's called Uncle Doug in the graveyard. Ooh. And oh, this is a fun one. So I have an uncle who passed away and he was trained by my great-grandmother Barden. Everybody just called her Grandma Barden and she was also a witch. He was a witch when he passed away in what way? As like

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a witch. Witchcraft. So my uncle was a witch when he passed away and because he did not marry or have children my aunt, his younger sister, was his heir and she is a minister and her husband is a minister as well or I should say was because her husband has since passed away. But the book of shadows that belonged to my uncle was now something that my minister aunt has and uses as a coffee table book. She then gave it to my mother and I knew where it was and this was in the early to mid-90s and what happened was my brother found the book quite by accident. He was just rooting around the house and came across it and didn't know what it was. We thought it was interesting and so he and a few of his friends decided to take it to a cemetery on Halloween night. This is so hocus pocus. Oh my god. My brother was around 16 at the time and they brought a ton of candles. They do a chant and then all of the sudden the grave starts opening. Dirt starts coming out and they freak

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out so they snatch the book. They go to the nearest payphone. They call my mother who called me at the time and my daughter was still very young so I left her in the care of my husband, her dad, and his grandparents and I met my mom at the cemetery. The first thing I noticed was there was no salt circle so I had brought some salt with me and so I put out the salt circle because it's like a burial of the witches literally and then my mom went through the book really quickly, found a spell to counteract whatever had just been performed by my brother and we walked around and did this ritual which I absolutely hate doing and then we made my brother and his friends push and shovel the dirt back onto the grave. We went home. My mom took the book. She threw it on the grill and lit it on fire. No. No. So because of this we lost a wonderful family artifact. Well that breaks my heart. I had not been able to get all the way through it or get any sort of copy of it, which really upset me. So, the only thing I have left now is a ring from my uncle and some stories, and nobody will get that ring

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until I die. See you on the other side. This is from Marie. Marie, that like broke my heart.

Right? And it's so upsetting cuz it's like the book like you did

the book's fault.

You like counteracted and like did good from the book. Like you used it to also protect. It's the fault of an adolescent teen who doesn't understand what they're doing. Oh, that breaks my heart.

Okay. Marie, let's have a seance and channel Uncle Doug and rewrite

automatic writing the Book of Shadows.

version two. Oh, I would literally kill like I will truly kill someone for a Book of Shadows. My My

my confession.

Yeah. My dad had like a He didn't have it, but it was like his great-grandmother kind of had a version of it. It was like a Book of Shadows meets like one of the like Death Books where it's like

where it has like family members, yeah.

dead, yeah. It They called it the Black Book. And it was all like kind of more French style spiritualism. And I have no idea what happened to the Black Book. But like this was a thing of his childhood, the Black Book. I just feel

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like starting one now is so not legit. It will be legit for my future generations and stuff, but I want to inherit one. Right. Or maybe just start one. Because this is also like think about your future generations if you include all the spooky stories of like trying to understand what's going on with your own dad and the spirits that have been like plaguing him. Like that is the freaking scariest lore you could ever start for future generations. No one's ever going to figure out my father. But this is like my great-great-great-grandmother Sabrina's dad was possessed and she started a journey into witchcraft. And this is actually how to break generational curses. Yeah, I mean that I think that that sounds really cool. I don't know. I'm going to talk about me in my Book of Shadows.

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I'll talk about all my dreams and stuff. Okay, maybe we can write down all the

how TGOG haunted a listener

times we've haunted our listeners because this is a story about how we finally haunted Peyton. Hello, I'm

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Peyton. She heard they and I'm definitely obsessed with your podcast and I think you all have potentially haunted me. Mhm. If so, I'm honestly surprised it has taken this long, but how fitting that it finally haunts me on Halloween. This was sent from last year's It was sent November 1st, so the day after Halloween.

yeah, truly. Okay.

Fresh. Little background, probably not necessary, but I listened to your podcast since 2021 starting by literally binge listening to your podcast. I haven't had many ghostly experiences in my life, at least nothing major, but I was definitely a very creepy kid. So, now I'm 24 years old and I love all things creepy, spooky, ghosts, cryptids, etc. I also dabble as a witch here and there and I'm definitely affected by energies and can feel when a space is off or if there's something there. Usually with your episodes I play them out loud while I'm cleaning, while I'm working, or driving, basically when I'm doing anything. The only time I don't tend to play them out loud is when I'm dog sitting cuz I'm usually at other

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people's houses and I don't know what other creepy [ __ ] is in their homes, so I'm not about to [ __ ] around and find out. But sometimes I do listen just in my headphones because obviously the ghosts can't haunt me if they can't hear the podcast, right?

Mhm. Right, that's easy logic. So, I've been listening in my spaces for years at this point, both when I was still living at my parents' house and now in my own apartment and I also set intentions on the extra creepy episodes and I've been fine. But then I got to the Smurl family possession part one episode a few days ago. I set my intention, I listened to it out loud, and everything was normal until yesterday, Halloween, when I finally got around to listening to the Smurl family possession part two. I set my intentions again, don't worry. I listened to it during the day while I was working from home and I didn't notice anything strange until last night, Halloween. We have a medium-size skeleton, probably 1 to 1 and 1/2 ft tall,

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that we had sitting up on our bench by our apartment door. That way when we open the door, it's low-key the first thing the trick-or-treaters would see. This thing has been up for a day or two now in the spot with no issues. Trick-or-treaters had slowed and my partner and I were chilling on the couch. Oh my god, you guys, as I'm typing more things are happening. I'll add them at the end, but we're chilling on the couch. That's crazy. All of a sudden we hear something fall somewhere in our kitchen by the front door. I asked my boyfriend to get up to see what fell as we both literally jumped in our seats and he tells me that the skeleton had fallen off the bench. My partner, not knowing I listened to a potentially haunting episode that will possess people earlier in the day, was immediately freaked out. Before he picked it up and put it back, he took a photo of it and the photo wouldn't focus and the photo he did get while standing completely still is so blurry kind of looks like Mr. Skeleton had a rough night out partying.

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It's like he was doing the splits.

Yeah. Anyway, he puts the skeleton back where it was.

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We settle back down on the couch and 20 minutes later it happens again. Oh. So, we put the skeleton on the counter because we didn't want to be that upstairs neighbor who sounds like they're tap dancing every 2 seconds. I 10 out of 10 did not tell my partner that the episode y'all had covered came with a pre-warning, but he does know that I listen to creepy ghost podcast and true crime. So, he sits down on the couch again and he starts to tell me he's feeling nauseous, to which I just stared back at him blankly and hoped he had eaten too much Halloween candy even though I knew I had been the one eating the Halloween candy. Anyway, a few more things fell before we went to bed, but these were like pens rolling off the counter, etc. that could be explained away. So, I tried not to think about it. But here is what prompted me to write this email. Instead of after work like I intended, it was because I was listening to And That's Why We Drink and I paused it on my phone to better reread a message on my work computer and then I continued to work without hitting replay. It was probably a solid 10 to 15 when I was reading a different email and the podcast started playing again on its own. Well, ghosty, it looks like I'm

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pausing my work so I can write in. So, as I'm typing that and said something happened, I literally heard something else fall. Nothing else has fallen this morning until I literally start writing this to you. I'm too scared to check what it was. Oh my gosh.

Well, everything that has happened so far has happened in my kitchen and I just had a cord of an appliance, a handheld ironing thing, think flat iron but bigger for clothes, that was fully on my counter had fallen onto the floor. So, either the cord was at a weird wrapped angle that was slowly stretching out and then it folded and fell onto the floor or something pushed it onto the floor. Also, I have no mischievous pets or animals messing with me. Anyway, thanks for hopefully reading my story and I will keep you updated if more happens and I'll write in a different time to tell you about haunted dog sitting houses and how my partner saw a shadow figure watching him while he slept and how I'm convinced I was low-key possessed by something as a child and the time I talked to my dead grandpa. See you spooky [ __ ] on the other side, Peyton.

Oh my god. Well, you're no stranger to the

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paranormal.

Right, exactly. But I love that it is happening on Halloween, it's related to our podcast, and I do love that her husband does not know that there was a disclaimer and that like really she shouldn't have

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listened to it. And that he was getting nauseous cuz that was a common thing that people were experiencing while listening to the Smurl episode.

I know. The Smurl one had a lot. I feel like the PTD episode, the Smurl one, and the Julius possessed were all like super triggering to people. I feel like a lot of our episodes just haunt people. Well, remember when I tried to start PTD and I like couldn't? And so then you took it over.

And I felt totally fine. Oh, interesting. I have another one that I

entity re-wrote an email

do believe happened on Halloween. Hello, ghostesses. I was listening to your latest encounter episode and I was reminded of an experience or maybe experiences I had with a Ouija board when I was a wee lass in sixth grade. Mhm. First, let me say my babysitter bought me this glow-in-the-dark Ouija [laughter] board

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Stop. during the summer leading into sixth grade.

I love that.

from Toys "R" Us. I don't think she had any idea that these things could actually be dangerous. Luckily for me, nothing too bad happened, but here's the story. I love this. I remember clearly playing on Halloween with a girl from school who I had over who was really cool and popular and who, looking back, I'm surprised was even hanging out with me on Halloween. It was all that glow-in-the-dark Ouija board. Anyways, we were up in my room with the lights dimmed and we called upon and I'm only going to say the [clears throat] name once. No, Z? Mhm. Or maybe I'll just spell it. Z O Z O.

It's almost worse that you spelled it. Cuz that's the Ouija board that did it.

I'll just say Z from now on. Yeah. I don't remember exactly how her and I became acquainted, but I do remember by the time this girl was at my house I had some type of connection to Z. And this friend told me that she had actually died in a brutal and tragic death a very long time ago. I always pictured her as this little brunette with wavy hair and a long white frail dress, not really fancy kind, but a dirty and old-looking

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dress. She told me she was part of a traveling circus and that a bad man had killed her. Well, no, duh, she's hanging out with you because she's like finally someone else who gets my spooky stuff.

I vaguely remember the year 17 something and that could also be something that my brain just randomly inserted. Anyhow, back to the Halloween night, me and this girl were in my room. Wait, now I'm confused. Was it this girl that was or if there was some like

Sorry, almost said it. Did Z tell her about the friend's past life?

Or was Z pretending to be this person? Maybe we'll get answers as I continue to

Okay. Anyhow, back to Halloween night, me and this girl are in my room. We're using the Ouija board with the lights dimmed and spooky Halloween sounds playing, which I'm sure did not help. It's not super clear what happened, but I remember the girl being really freaked out by the planchette moving and it looked like her hands were off of it which I also did. So it was clear I did not know how real this game could get. Z came off to me as this innocent Okay, here it is. Okay. Z came off to me as

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this innocent girl whose life was stolen from her and we had become friends. Okay. So she didn't know it was Z. She didn't know it was Z and this girl that was over for hangout had no idea. So our listener was communicating through the board with Z thinking it was just like some young girl whose life was tragically taken for like Oh cuz you're in sixth grade. How are you supposed to know about Z? Right. I have vivid memories of that Halloween and the following weeks where I constantly had Z by myself. Sometimes we would hold hands. I would guide her wherever I went to comfort her when she shared small bits and stories from her previous life. Oh no. But something always felt sinister and off about her. Like it wasn't really my choice that she was attached to me and sharing these strange memories. It was like they were being used to manipulate me and even me believing a certain narrative that she was pushing. Like to have that gut feeling but it's contradictory to the story you've been told.

Right. And it's like all just bizarre too because it's like you're experiencing something paranormal so you're like is this Am I right to be

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questioning what's going on? Like it's all different. Eventually I also came in contact with someone called Toby. Toby was a menacing presence. Not someone who was invited but someone who took advantage of how naive we were to the game. As I don't have a super clear when Toby and I came into contact. Besides that it was through the board and his presence was the most ominous and threatening. I know that Z was apparently evil but in my memory she was just being targeted and oppressed by Toby but maybe that's what she wanted me to believe. You know most like just from what we know about Z like is Z trying to make our listener scared of something else?

Mhm. So that she trusts Z even more.

Yeah. Ooh. That year Paranormal Activity 3 came out and the demon in the movie was named Toby.

[gasps]

Anyhow to get to the spookiest part one time after I decided I would no longer be frequenting the Ouija board I got home after school. I'm still in the sixth grade. I walked home to an empty

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house every day and would be alone until around 6 or 7 o'clock when my parents usually would get home. At that time we had a cat who loved to be on the sofa so we had this large sheet of plastic covering the sofa during the time that we weren't using it. And one time I got home from school ready as hell to blow off my sixth grade steam by watching some Phineas and Ferb. Love. I pulled up the plastic sheet. I threw it dramatically in the air and as it came down it formed onto the shape of a very tall skinny man. No. Oh my god. I hate. But also can you imagine just being like a ghost standing there being like oh are we about to watch TV and just getting like assaulted with a sheet? Just covered. I can see the plastic moving with each breath that this guy took. No. I stood there paralyzed but maybe only for a second before I smacked that plastic sheet like a [ __ ] and it crumpled down to the floor. I only used the board once more after this and it was at a hotel for my friend's 12th birthday.

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Oh my One of the girls there had lost her father not too long before and apparently we did come in contact with him. She asked him to prove it and he called her this weird ass nickname that I don't even remember but it was really really unique. But apparently it's what he called her as a kid. That night I felt someone touch my foot and my mind suddenly went blank only to see this bright white exploding earth. Oh. I don't know what it meant but I cried after a while.

Oh. Fast forward around 12 years later and I still have that board. It's in my closet somewhere.

I hope you closed out the sessions.

I've never gotten rid of it due to fear of it showing back up again.

[laughter]

Okay. Hearing other stories of how horrible the interactions with Z can be it made me question whether I encountered the same being but there's no doubt in my mind that the guy living in a cage in my room is evil. Okay. What the [ __ ] I just came back to these notes that I was going to email to you and I don't even remember writing anything about a guy living in a cage in

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my room being evil. There's no guy in a cage in my room. Anyways, that's my story. See you on the other side. Love Georgia. Georgia. So it was supposed to end with has me question if I even encountered the same being. And then it literally said that the guy in my

The guy being kept I was wondering if the guy in the cage is weird. I know. I was like is that just like a metaphor for like if the Ouija board being like closed and tucked away? But then that sentence there's no doubt in my mind that the guy living in a cage in my room is evil.

Well okay that makes me think there's some other entity that was like I need to make it very clear that the man Yeah. Toby is evil. And that he's still living in her room. Right. Or is it Toby or is it the little girl that gave bad energy that might be It could be even Toby or it could be Z or all of them could be Z. We might need to get rid of that Ouija board. But the fear of it showing back up. If it hasn't done anything so far except for maybe write really scary notes on your phone's

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app then I'd say leave leave leave At least it's in a cage. It's trapped. It's trapped. It's in a cage. Maybe this is what it wants. It wants us to be scared to release it. Okay, don't release it. And then someone finds it in the trash or the antique store and then it becomes a thing again. But right now it's trapped in a cage. The evil's trapped. Okay. We're good. We're good. Keep it in the closet.

not good but Wow. Creepy. That I I'm so mhm. I don't trust this. This is This feels like a trick. It does feel like a trick. This is a trick. Okay, what do people think we should do? Should we Georgia. [clears throat] What do you think Georgia should do? Leave the board or get rid of the board? Let us know in the comments wherever you're listening. Okay. And [clears throat] then Georgia it's your choice to listen to people or not. Don't. Don't let us influence you. Do what feels right but people are very intuitive who listen so maybe there'll be an overwhelming suggestion and then that might feel Yeah. like the right path. I have Not that Georgia was asking for advice but we're [laughter] I but I am glad that

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Georgia kept that portion in cuz like you very easily could have been like oh that's weird delete go.

Yeah.

handsy Halloween ghost

All right. Well I have one that's kind of a silly to end us on. Okay. This is from our listener Andrew. Hi ghostesses. My name is Andrew and I've been a listener since mid 2023 when I stumbled upon your podcast while looking for some haunted stories to listen to to help me get through my long work day at a hospital. I've always had a bit of a paranormal sense as it were and you two help fill my day with creepiness and joy. That's such a compliment.

I've got countless stories from astral projection, time dilation to a hat man haunting my old apartment. Though if I were to list all of my experiences we'd be here for days. So I'm going to share a couple short ones. I'm going to save the Halloween one for the last one. This one story is less of a one-off and more of a couple of experiences in one. I live in the middle of nowhere in the upper Midwest and because of that I see deer every so often. Some of these deer though are for a lack of a better term wrong. They're not

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deer. Some of them just don't behave like deer should. Like they don't freeze up when I end up in their presence or they'll just act more carnivorous than they should. Ew. Such a weird way to describe it. Or I'll get that feeling that something dangerous is nearby. One time I saw a set of hoof prints turn into something like human prints. Like watching them like Oh so creepy. Oh my god. Wait, where is this? Do we know? Upper Midwest. I don't know. I don't think they're flesh pedestrians since those aren't really a thing up here but the other options are just as bad. Thankfully nothing has happened yet with them but I can just tell that there is something out there. Now this story takes place on Halloween 2024. I had to work that day so I started the day with my usual routine. I woke up at 4:45 a.m. to get ready for a 6:45 a.m. call so I could receive the night shift's report. Only something felt off. Now I talked it up to just being Halloween and the veil being a bit thinner as a result. So I finished getting ready and I start

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walking to my car when all of a sudden I feel a whack on my ass. Like something spanked me. Wait. Obviously I whip around ready to rip someone a new one since that's a very much not okay. You don't just smack someone's ass.

Absolutely not. But no one was there. So I did what any sensible person would do and I told whatever it was that it was not okay. Got in my car and locked the door because you know a locked door obviously keeps non-corporeal entities out. After I got to work

black eyed kids it works. It does. True. After I got to work the feeling went away and the rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Though I occasionally do still get that same feeling that I got that day. Meaning there is a ghost waiting to spank you at any time Andrew. Anyhow those are just a couple of the experiences that I have. Thanks for reading. I will see you both on the other side. Andrew. And that's the story of the handsy spanking ghost on Halloween. Can you imagine? It's like you wait for Halloween night. The veil is thin from the perspective of a ghost and that's how you choose

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to wind it up. Just ready ready to smack your Andrew's ass. We 365 days Yeah for years. To smack Andrew's ass. Jesus. Andrew I'm glad that you were setting boundaries like hey don't That's inappropriate. I would totally smack ass as a ghost.

[laughter]

Only people you know, right? No. Sabrina. A ghostly assault. I'm a ghost.

[laughter]

I can do anything I want as a ghost. No actually I I realized I'm going to fight crime. I'm going to arrest you for smacking ass.

[laughter]

Ghost crimes. Ghost crimes. I want this to be like a Actually, there's a new show on Netflix called I think it's like Haunted Hotel or something like that and it's a cartoon and it's with Will Forte in it and everyone on Patreon during Campfire Stories kept saying to like watch it last week. So I was like, oh [clears throat] like this will be a fun thing to put on and I and I do enjoy it. But it it's almost like Ghosts the show.

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But as a cartoon. Oh, maybe I should watch it with Brian then cuz he likes Ghosts. That's the only paranormal thing I can do with Brian.

Yeah, he might like that though.

Yeah. But it is fun. It's a whole hotel that they are having a very hard time getting guests to stay up because it is so extremely haunted and each ghost kind of has its own thing that it does.

I like that. You know what I've never watched that I really want to is now I'm going to blank on the what it's called. [laughter] But it's like the two guys that are haunted and it's like they like go ghost hunting. What are their names? This is a real show or

Yeah, or no no no no no. It's fake. It's like kind of funny but it's also a little bit like Men in Black. I don't think I've heard of this or know it.

No, you do. You do. Oh, it's called Supernatural. I didn't I didn't see this on here but it just

is so

[laughter]

I didn't do it right.

[gasps]

Like you described it as if it's a comedy. They're funny, Sam and Dean. Yeah, but Men in Men in Black is not an

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association I would make with Supernatural.

But okay, yes I have heard of Supernatural. I feel like the lines like what they say is silly. Yeah, but it is more horror.

serious, yeah. It's got like a Bewitched vibe to it but it's two dudes. But I feel like Bewitched is light in terms of what the paranormal has to offer. It's got some dark [ __ ] too. Okay, well now I want to watch Supernatural. Oh, and now I want to watch Practical Magic. It's Halloween.

[gasps]

What are you doing? How are you celebrating? What are you watching? And how are you inviting the ghosts into your home? And were you spanked by a ghost on Halloween? And was it me from the future?

[laughter]

If you want that, manifest [clears throat] it. Manifest me smacking your ass. I'll do it. Got my hands ready, wound up. No, I have realized like in middle school it was very much a thing like you like smack your friends' asses and I think it still has like stuck in me that sometimes I feel tempted to

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smack my friends' asses and I'm like wait, that's like not appropriate. I can't like I shouldn't do that.

old age.

Like I don't think I have a relationship with anyone where I can just smack ass. I mean this [laughter] is so funny. I saw a TikTok clip of someone who I don't know what they do like maybe eyebrows or like lashes or something but they were filming their like a tech and clearly they were playing to the the audience and were close to the person and she's just filming herself and she's like, before I begin to have permission to touch you? And the woman goes, yes. And then she reaches over and just really quickly honk honks her boobs

[laughter]

and the woman is like You gave permission. Cuz it's like you [laughter] know. They're zooming whatever. They were so funny.

[laughter]

But I feel like it's a yeah. Yeah, it's like an intrusive thought where I just want to tap tap and it's like a love tap. It's not like a full wind wind up.

Don't they do that in baseball? What's the sport that they all smack each other's booties? Like all sports.

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Those men in their sports constantly

pants.

grabbing ass. Why are their pants so tight? To make the spanking easier.

What were they wearing? What were they wearing? Tight pants. Actually, baseball pants have gotten looser and it's changed the viewing experience.

sorry, I'm not into sports but whoever manufactured the uniforms for baseball like last year or the year before atrocious job.

Yeah. They were all see-through. They were so gross. I was like I normally like to admire the amount of glute work that goes into a sport and here I'm just distracted cuz I'm like I see their pockets. There was a change and I wasn't a fan. I don't like sports so that's why we have a ghost podcast.

are actually at the opposite end of Very opposite. [laughter]

You either like sports or you like ghosts. You can like both. We don't judge but we like ghosts.

But you're a little bit more of an anomaly. Yeah. A little unicorn. A little unicorn. Oh, we love you. We just [laughter] want to hug you. It's so little and keep you in our pocket.

[gasps]

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Okay, would you rather a unicorn in your pocket or a fae? Like a pleasant fae. Oh my gosh, pleasant fae. I think I would like a unicorn. Really? Yeah. But I can talk to the fae. You can talk to anything. You can talk to a wall if you want it. Okay, but I want them to talk to me back.

A unicorn We don't know. A unicorn could talk back too. What would you rather? Well, I don't know where we how we got here.

know. It's because we're thinking of our two truths and a lie where we try to trick each other. Also, what would you do as a ghost? Would you smack ass or would you watch from afar? Or would you have a really big juicy ghost booty where you try to tempt other ghosts to smack your ass? Oh. Ghost job.

[laughter]

Anyway, we love you all so much and we hope you have the best, the spookiest, if you want, and the safest Halloween. Can't wait to tell you all about Edinburgh. Do you have a family costume this year? Well, you gave Noah a cow outfit that was too big for him last year and I that's my plan if we can get All of you will be ghosts. It's in Well,

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I was going to do like you know, farmer cow whatever. That's that's the plan if we can get into the storage. That's so cute.

But the backup is maybe we're all just skeletons which was a suggestion of a neighbor because Noah is so obsessed with skeletons.

Wait, that was Noemi last year. She was obsessed with skeletons and they all dressed up as skeletons.

Oh, okay.

Maybe it's a skeleton girl. Now she's obsessed with princesses. Oh. Yeah.

[laughter]

The natural progression.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next year Noah's probably going to be like the UPS driver or something.

Yeah, cute. Also, send us your costumes. We'd love to see what you dressed up as and uh get ideas for next year.

Mhm. We love you all. Happy Halloween. Shout out to Jamie and Emma who help our team in Two Girls One Ghost. We love you and we will see you on the other side. [snorts] Very spooky.