x218. Sexy Ghost Stories, Valentines Day, Paranormal Fantasies, Ghost Smut

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very spooky good morning sexy listeners this is a different type of Valentine's Day for you yeah we're going smut we're going ghost sex we're being dirty little girls comes so natural that's uh what she said oh this is two girls one ghost two girls one ghost and we are your ghostesses that is Karen and I am Sabrina hello and we're going to give a trigger warning just right ahead at the top of of this

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episode because as Karen said this is a different type of episode we are going to read stories that talk about and have a lot of sex sexual topics and sex with Spirit beings demons Incubus succubi and we would like to say listener discretion is advised so listener beware it's for those who are 18 and up or Contin up I don't know when do you learn about things show your ID at the entrance to this episode yeah parental controls unlocked for this one explicit no on on wait what my brain this is not made for kids that's what we're trying to say yeah it's early so what better way to start the day than ghost stories about I don't know getting a little frisky with the other side it all started when a ghost exposed their penis

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to us in New Orleans actually it all started when we decided to name our podcast after a porno and then ketta boldi came on and she talked about having sex with a ghost and we're like oh my God this is a whole topic and then we were like oh it's kind of hot and I also just finished a court of thorns and Roses the very first book you already finished and I didn't know I was a [ __ ] for Fairy smut but I am and everyone else is too cuz we post on our Instagram and boy did we get comments the floodgates have been opened my heart and soul is here for [ __ ] smutty sexy stories let's rev our rev our little ghostly vaginas I don't know what I'm saying I don't know did you say let's rev our ghostly vaginas yeah I was going to say like let's rev our engines like let's get this show on the road but then I was like what can I say instead of engines and then I said ghost and then I couldn't really fill in the blank and so

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I just defaulted to vagina okay so everyone rev your Bigfoot dildos get them ready doublea batteries are not included grab those bfds grab those bfds mom stop listening cuz I don't need a phone call being like I didn't love all of that but then don't listen you have free will and choice okay then we should at the top of this episode listener discretion is advised this is for 17 and up mothers our mothers are family members our relatives our personal relatives please stop listening please skip I don't think any of my relatives actually listen so I'm in the clear I do have co-workers I have relatives olders have family friends like I have like my parents best friends who are like listening you have co-workers there's just just don't Brian's boss list just continue on with your day this isn't for you either or it is but don't tell Brian you listened I'm going to start with one from our listener who

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goes by Richard or Jill and it's called quick ghost sex oh a quickie a quickie hello Karen Sabrina Leia Sven everyone else I listened to encounters 149 and the anonymous gal that had the ghost sex reminded me of what I experienced a little about me though so it's kind of important to the story I have a male body but a female soul you can use he or she whichever you want as for my name you can choose either Richard or Jill I believe Jill was my name before I jumped into this body anyway I had been sleeping on my back and I woke up feeling a certain cylindrical part between my legs though it left as soon as I fully woke up now having a male body there isn't an entrance down there but I still felt it of course I don't know how long the spirit or entity had been having sex with me before I woke up but it really irritated me that the spirit SL entity stopped before I got

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the chance to enjoy it I would like this Spirit or entity to come back or another one that would actually keep going so I can enjoy it that's my experience I'll see you on the other side Richard or Jill wow this is kind of changing my perspective or I don't even think it's changing my perspective I think maybe it's just adding a layer on to my understanding of some of the visitations from Spirits because we've heard from other people that they feel like it's someone like a partner in a past life who comes through and that they like feel this really strong romantic Bond and it doesn't feel scary it's not an incubus or succubus situation or it doesn't clearly feel that direction uh and so it does make me wonder in this story if they our soul is our soul and what if there is it's a genderless soul but we have the memories of the lives that we lived before and so there was a spirit present who was trying to connect with Jill right and Jill is still a part

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of that Soul that's currently in Richard and so it's interesting to like the soul to still have that memory it's almost like Phantom limb or like muscle memory where it's like to fully feel you go through the emotions yeah I mean it's kind of amazing not having the ability in the current life to feel that in like physical form as could yeah okay and actually really bums me out that there was no time to enjoy it like if a ghost is going to come have sex with a person one we're all about consent here I love that Richard Jill enjoyed this experience it is a bummer that it was not like hey I would like to have sex with you but it's a bummer that Richard Jill enjoyed it and didn't get to like fully experience it like Why Can't This be this like consensual enjoyment between the two of us why does it have to be the second I wake up to an enjoy it you leave that's true true although I

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will say that Richard did get to experience something that a lot of people have wondered what it would be like in someone else's body what that feels like and that's very cool because I feel like that was always a question you know when we were in middle school and high school it's like well if you had a dick for a day what would you do yeah I was always like I wouldn't leave my house cuz I haven't felt what that feels like so you're basically admitting you would be masturbating all day all day all day in my gamer chair I like how all of a sudden you would have a dick for a day and all of a sudden you'd have a gamer chair like with a dick Comes The Gamer chair Call of Duty be with my boys one hand on the controller the other hand on the other controller you know and now what I'm saying you know what I'm saying okay this is called ghosts masturbation and past friends oh hi loves I've been listening for a while but just recently joined the Discord patreon and campfire stories I'm loving

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the community that you've both built it's really been helping me explore myself and help me connect with my hidden Powers those will be a story for another time but I just wanted to say in the meantime how grateful I am for you both okay so now on to the ghost story sorry for the runchy headline but I promise it's important one of my beloved high school friends passed unexpectedly when we were 20 let's call him a and it was incredibly hard to get through I loved him in a unique way that I don't even know how to explain I just felt really connected to him yeah one of my strongest memories of a is me going over to his house right before we went off to college and he just cuddled me while we watched creepy movies oh that's so sweet it's so sweet and you know like you just know the feeling in your body too where you're like cuddling and you're doing something that's like supposed to be scary but you're not even scared because you're just thinking about like are we going to kiss right now the flutters in your heart right oh just deep comfort in

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one another I felt so comfortable and loved around him but we were just friends as I'm leaving his house for the night we walk to the door and he asks to kiss me I was so flustered and key point I forgot to mention I was recovering from wisdom teeth surgery and I was worried about blood just hanging out in my mouth still so I said not tonight oh and sadly I have regretted that ever since shortly after college started he got a girlfriend and we sadly did not have a romantic moment ever again oh until recently earlier this year I asked my best friend to come to a psychic medium with me as a birthday treat and she's slightly skeptical but she's open and she willingly obliged no when we sat down to do the reading the psychic medium asked if there was anyone we wanted to connect with and I immediately said a now as an empath and other CLA things that I'm still trying to figure out I'm very connected to energy and I always felt like he was around me so

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wanting confirmation I asked her if a had been with me and she said not only has he always been with you but he's your protector this melted my heart as he is exactly the person in energy that I would want to be my protector yeah so then I had to bring up the rejected kiss because I wanted him to know that I regretted it and I wished that I had kissed him the psychic medium smiled when I told her about this and she said he's not even in the slightest bit worried about that now but he still does think of you in a romantic way oh [ __ ] and then she said something that completely caught me by surprise she said so he's telling me he would love if you think about him when you pleasure yourself that would make him happy I kind of laughed that off in shock wondering why she would say such an intimate thing to me but then the more I thought about it the more clear it became that this was absolutely something a would want want to say to me

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for a while the thought of that really weirded me out and I was like am I going to masturbate and think about a ghost but then one day recently I was like [ __ ] it I need to try this hell yeah without getting into too many details I invited him to join and let's just say I felt Extra Touch and excitement that did not feel like it was my own this is so hot I know I laughed so hard after this moment think okay a you got your wish and thanks for the extra hand anyways that's my story of how a ghost helped me masturbate sounds pretty nuts but I've heard weirder stories about ghosts and sex so I'll just say this was a great experience wow and if you're wondering it still feels kind of weird to include him in the fun so I haven't invited him recently but I'm sure I will again yeah you will a I'm sure you're listening I love you thank you for being fun and loving even in the afterlife thank you you both I appreciate you and I'll see

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you on the other side Anna and then she said you can use my name I don't mind being embarrassed there's no reason to be embarrassed Anna this is like no this is hot this is like the best ghost story anyone could ever have I love this so much one I'm so sorry for your loss Anna like that must be so hard but it's so incredible to know that a is like your protector and your masturbator like how [ __ ] cool he double duty honestly more respect for a as well because while I think a lot of people just pick up on The Vibes you know yeah and they go off of that or people are just startled by the feeling of a phantom touch and then just things continue a was so respectful of their friend boundary and trying to move into that space where in life he asked to kiss her and in afterlife he let her have the option to include him he was like I want this this I'm here

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but it's completely up to you and what you want and I really appreciate that that was very sweet of him I'm not going to lie like I would be down I don't know like but the thing is like I would like to have a situation similar to this where it's like you understand who is coming through it's like a very I've invited you into my bedroom yes I set the mood I lit the candles I have some nice sexy music playing wait who was it it was on campfire stories where someone was telling us a story about how they were getting it on and they had just put on their song do you remember what the song was no but I asked I said what song and then we didn't know the song and you pulled it up let's see if I searched it recently naked girl that's what we do on campfire stories we're like what song did everyone have sex to let's play them now yeah what's your sex song everyone has one I don't think I do I feel like silence silence the sound of my own Beating

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Heart and throbbing Jesus Christ never mind something's gotten into me mom if you're listening freaking stop oh my gosh what's throbbing everything everything pulsating vibrating everything your toes are clenching we should make a I want to make a a playlist a two girls one go sex playlist for all of you to use whenever ever you want I'm going to put the yeah but it's going to be sandwich between a lot of like really sexy smooth ones so it's going to be startling I feel like that's what will be great about our playlist is it's going to be chaotic yeah and hot but like kind of confusing and you're be like I didn't know this was like a turn on song but why am I all of a sudden like steamy and why are my nipples hard right should we call it the BFD playlist the Bigfoot dildo playlist yeah the come with me BFD

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playlist yeah big BFD energy when you buy a BFD it has a link to the playlist a QR code yeah actually we don't have YouTube videos showing us anymore it's just a barcode across the screen the entire time single in your area and it's just like Bigfoot and like a strap bikini just like grinding behind a tree are you sick and tired of regular old peen human peen get intimate with the BFD have an alien invite you into their internal pocket M crypted dildos available now Intergalactic species Cryptids from the sea all that you could ever want available here and then all of a sudden like click bait and you just get a lot of spam from us what are we spamming

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every I guess all of this is Spam yeah yeah it's all because you listen to that one podcast that Apple podcast recommended to you people are like how how did they get in the top 200 Jesus Christ God who knows we don't we don't know okay what do you have I have one from our listener Alex and it's called Incubus hey ladies in your most recent encounters episode y'all mentioned the incubus and I wanted to share my encounter I am prone to sleep paralysis and get it every time I fall asleep on my arms which is interesting I think it's like does that mean like underneath or like I know we need how are you sleeping under your arms yeah I'm thinking the same thing is you like a coffin but like face down right I hope your mattress is breathable we need visual aid here wait have you ever heard of a milking table like at a farm no it's like a sex thing apparently no what is that okay what do you think it is

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well I'm just picturing like glory holes but each hole has a breast and people milk them okay so I I thought like yeah like milking table I think like of boobs and utters but no it's it's to milk a maale but it's like a glory hole okay gross yeah I was into it if it was like the boob one I'm just picturing you your big old boobs just hanging there dude not to be TMI but I'd be leaking I'd be leaking now I'd be leaking I relistened to the like the beginning of episode 256 where you tell me that you're pregnant cuz I was like I just need to like re-experience it because I would think I was in shock you said the most hilarious thing in the world what did I say you said forget salami nipples I've got a whole Deli counter here by the end of pregnancy or something like that wait that is funny I'm laughing at my own joke it's [ __ ] hilarious oh oh man my friend Kelsey did

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ask me the other day she was like do you think you're funnier now that you're pregnant I was like no and she's like well I do I think you've always been funny but like now you can like talk very openly about bodily functions yeah without people being like Oh God how old are you again you're pregnant you can get away with it yeah I can you're creating life you're magical come to my milking table come to my milking table for some deli slices off my nipples I've got colostrum for everyone and Alex is falling asleep on their arms okay back to that usually my sleep paralysis consists of me hearing my boyfriend come in my room and give me a kiss or my dog jumping on my bed and laying on me other times it's something creepy like feeling baby hands caress my face but I'm just picturing Kristen wig in uh that SNL sketch too I was picturing the same thing I was like oh my God how much you want to bet it's just a ghost with those like little tiny baby doll hands being like this is so fun

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funny but nothing compares to the time I had sex with a demon likee figure so this morning I'd woken up at 4:00 a.m. to make my boyfriend breakfast before he went to work when he left I went back to sleep I had fallen asleep on my stomach with my arms underneath okay there that's our visual okay when it started I knew I was having a sleep paralysis episode because I couldn't move anything but my eyes it's also interesting cuz I feel like most sleep paralysis experiences happen when you're on your back but this is a stomach sleep paralysis I guess it's just planking of any sort is sleep paralysis I couldn't move anything but my eyes as if I was too tired to even lift a finger and then I feel someone try to pull my panties down I go with the flow because I'm a horny individual and I couldn't really do anything about it anyways insert explicit warning that is when I felt it slip inside of me not going to lie it felt really good good I wasn't scared

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until its face was in View and I saw it it was too dark to see its features but the outline was there his face was heart-shaped with a pointy chin and had a long swoopy bang that completely covered the left side of his face like a rocker hair style my dream when I was 13 looks like half the American Idol contestants kind of angsty and like Moody and I just like picture like a brooding dark hair it's looks like Danny Phantom oh yes that's totally why that's your dream yeah got a little well does he have a swoop he's your love you should know I know I got to go reference the picture on my bedside table I couldn't make out anything else because he just looked like Darkness I tried yelling out as if I was yelling in my mind and my mouth wasn't actually moving so I just gave up and let him do his thing and it wasn't unpleasing but it was a little scary I was finally able to wake up and I felt his body weight lift off me I was alone with my dog sleeping peace sleep beside me I checked the time and found that exactly 30

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minutes had passed since I laid down I checked the time beforehand since then I have found out that all of my sleep paralysis experiences last around 30 minutes exactly just kind of weird so what do you guys think was it actually the incubus demon or just a bad dream how does it feel so real what is with the hairstyle was it a ghost let me know what you guys think love y'all Alex and this is the picture of the hairstyle let's see we'll insert it into the video here oh yeah it's very uh cute without the e you know your lipstick is called Don't B very what's his name like Danny from Greece oh yes John cholta yeah we love a dark-haired swoop we do we love gel is it gel or is it unwashed hair it depends sometimes it can be gel sometimes that's just a natural swoop that exists and it is scary but I do like that it felt good like if you're going to have sex with a ghost like it better feel good it's a little scary but

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not so scary that they weren't like let me just go with the flow here and see where this takes me I wonder if Alex did you finish just going right to the details you forgot to write something in your email and it was at what time and date and what song were you listening to did you come it's important that men ghost or not help make sure that you are pleased to completion well I have a story that we know there was surely some completion here or at least of some kind do you think like there's such thing as ghost come like residual is that what ectoplasm is wow they are busy they are they're doing what you would do if you had a dick for a day they're they're me being tapping into a past life as a boy if I were a boy I'll rewrite that song but you know differently yeah this is called do

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I have Intergalactic babies do you hello happy New Year Karen and Sabrina huge fan of y'alls I've been listening since 2019 I've had a few small paranormal incidents throughout my life but nothing is real is what happened to me over the summer so this was recent oh a recent ghostx yeah this was sent to us just a few weeks ago so this past summer it was summer 2023 was a good summer for sex with ghosts it was or aliens it sounds yeah it has taken me a while to remember everything and so I may send an updated email in the near future so I work in construction along the Virginia Carolina border and I'm constantly making long drives to job sites between the states needless to say y'all have helped the time driving go by I live in a town called Emporia Virginia and had been driving a small Road South of Route 58 to get home for several weeks along the stretch every day I would get a weird feeling and seemed to miss about 15 minutes minutes of time I never had any concrete evidence of this I probably

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would just zone out for 15 minutes time yeah and also it was in the morning before the sun was up so it seemed like the light would follow me above my truck but I could never really tell for sure so one day in August I was coming home from work about 6:00 p.m. and I saw a car pulled over on the side of the road right around this weird stretch of highway I could see a woman standing outside of the car looking at a flat tire so I pulled over in front of her to see if she needed help and she just sort of nodded I got out of the truck and I noticed that there were two other women with her that I hadn't seen before that looked like maybe her sisters as I approached I realized that they were very tall for women I'm 6'2 and they were at least 2 in taller than me oo they were also blonde and they had gray eyes oh beautiful I was immediately uncomfortable oh okay I beautiful but scary us beautiful women are scary yes long a long

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legs I quickly changed the tire and I made a few jokes but none of them said anything to me or to each other the entire time I put the flat tire in my truck and I told them where the tire shop was nearby and said that they were good to go the main woman said thank you very robotically and then asked me how she could pay me back I said I was happy to help them just get off the road and I don't need any payment she then sort of made this gesture with her fist in front of her and stuck her tongue into the side of her cheek I'm sure you know what I mean I feel like this is the beginning of a porno like like a cheap made home video porno yeah I was really put off by the whole situation and I just quickly threw my tools in the back of the truck and I started to drive away the next thing I remember was waking up in my bed the next day a few days later I had a dream that I was strapped down in some sort of stretcher bed thing and I could see that it was a dark room I felt like I was in a doctor's office that had a viewing window and it looked like the

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women from the side of the road were in the viewing window I then noticed I was naked from the waist down and there was a tube that was sorry for the vulgarity the tube was on my penis I could see that the tube was working me and then looked at the window and the main woman from the other day came into the room somehow and the tube came off of me and then I just blacked out I woke up the next day confused and I realized I don't even remember driving home the few days before that was the last time I ever had a funny feeling on that road so do you guys think that this was just a dream or do you think that this was a genuine abduction do you think I have some Interstellar babies out there I'm still very confused and no one I've sent this story to has responded to me sorry for it seeming like this weird sexual fantasy but I can assure you this was definitely not anyways love y'all and love your show from cam cam I mean this is like everyone's worst fear about

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being abducted by aliens that they're like probing you and then taking your sperm and or impregnating you yes and also okay there's a lot to unpack here because it feels like the way I'm understanding it is that cam has driven this part of the road like many many times and every time driving this road cam loses 15 minutes right so it's like is Cam continuously being taken why is it just like this one time that he sees these women that it's different and they're like how can we repay you and then instead of giving him a [ __ ] or like repaying him in the way that he wants they like abduct him and vacuum semen out of him yeah so I'm curious about the 15 minutes of missing time because in that 15 minutes has the appropriate number of miles been driven like are you about 15 minutes further down the road it's just you kind of like blacked out for that time because to me I'm like what if they were watching watching him this is kind of like their Stakeout spot and there's just something

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with like the weird energy or them trying to just get in his head and see if he could be potentially the right specimen for the job that erases his memory or like he's not fully conscious when that happens but maybe he's still in the car and he's still driving and then they're like yes he's perfect let's abduct him let's do what we watch on the internet people do to get the truckers off the road which is porn so they they're watching porn they're learning human behavior from watching porn and so these like robotic women are like yes how do we repay you and like do the thing that they saw on the internet yeah and it just doesn't it didn't work cuz it's like they're already so weird they're not being and a lot of porn is not realistic so no you'd be scared of most people who are trying to do like a sudden weird advancement on you like with no prior inter interaction right that's startling it's like well what are

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you going to do freaking abduct Me and sell my organs on the black market no thanks so I feel like that was their they thought it would be easier to get him into their spaceship they thought he might be a willing participant but didn't realize that they were bad actors so then they just had to abduct him fully I feel like they could have just been themselves and maybe cam would have been interested but they were trying to replicate something else that made them come off as inauthentic and a little creepy yeah I do wonder what they look like normally or if they are what if they're the product of inter what if they themselves are Intergalactic babies okay well what if the main one is his like alien baby mama and the other ones were his kids oh interesting well this reminds me of there was a story we read a long time ago where someone was talking about how they were felt like they were like almost in the astral plane and had been shown like children and had this understand understanding that these kids were their own I remember that but I

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don't know yeah it was a woman that sent it to us and so she was confused she's like I just like feel and know that these kids were mine but I don't know how because it's also like well what is the gestational period of an Intergalactic baby like can they speed it up really fast do they drive you to freaking Saturn or something and time goes by faster there I don't know huh but I bet there are Intergalactic babies out there I bet there are yeah do you remember the first time you saw porn um well in Middle School everyone was sending that link around called like meatspin.com oh what is it should I look it up yeah does it still exist let's see if it still exists I'm going to go to a private browser wait the last thing I Googled was math times table sheets oh great this is really what a pivot for you now I'm going to look up meet me spin.com it's a naked man and his wiener is going in a circular motion and it counts it goes like one two three

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and people would send it like in the aim days they'd be like look at this website and it would the link just like wouldn't be meetspin.com for some reason it wouldn't be called that I Don't Know But like everyone clicked on it it has a really bad tan line like a fake tan bikini tan line I almost was like show me but we can't that was my first for a into well actually no my first was when I was really young I was using the computer I probably was like 10 I was on like zoom.com or something you know like that old show that was in the Northeast like Zuma zoma zoma Zoom come on and zoom okay anyway they would have like recipes for lemonade or like different things and I was on that website and I think I just like continued to kind of go on the internet a little bit and then there was an advertisement on the very bottom and I thought it was Britney Spears's new album cuz it was that album album cover where she was like she had all of those crystals yeah around her and it was like

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very glimmery and the icon was so small I clicked on it a whole website of women's breasts and I screamed from my mom and she came running and she helped me clear the browser oh you're so cute that was my first time it was scary cuz it wasn't Britney Spears and that's who I was expecting to see what about you um my friend Corey in middle school we were at her house and she was like let's look at porn and I was like what's porn and then she took me to a website called 18 teens like the number eight and then teens.com oh and I don't know why that's the one I never really thought about that and then I went home and I was like that was weird and I you know we had one family computer and I went into the office and looked at it again and then of course my mom or dad saw like the search history

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and like brought my sister and I into the office and was like who looked at porn and I came up with the most brilliant coverup what did you say I was looking for a teens the band oh that's so genius oh my gosh yeah I got in trouble too for the browser history but I was like let's be real parents there's everyone's sending each other weird links on AIM like I didn't I didn't type this in right right I clicked on a link click the link yes I clicked the link what happened after I clicked the link that's no one's business but it all starts with clicking the link this past year our group of girlfriends from college we did an ornament exchange and I think that's sweet and cute but I also was like listen some of our friends I know do not own any type of vibrator or dildos or anything and I was like how fun would it be to do a vibrator exchange oh people used to do this what

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were they called I think it was like I went to a few of them because it was people would do them like for their birthday parties they would have yeah some uncommon sell like sex toys or whatever I feel like that'd be so fun yeah anyway idea for you and your girlfriends out there idea we I do an ornament exchange with my college roommates every year too and I'm in charge of pulling the names and creating the video and every year I make the video a little bit more intense oh intro video to announce that the ornament exchange is back again so cute I gotta think of what to do next year maybe got to get a grinch suit the pivot is instead of ornaments this year we're getting dildos I just have Brian standing on a ladder above me and it's like C the music it's rain and man dildos I just like Freeze Frame like really slowly dildos are falling on me that's amazing you'd have to buy a lot of them you you can do that for yours okay I'll do that and then like

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instead of like putting an angel on the top of the tree it's like a little like penis there's an amazing um sex shop in West Hollywood oh my God what is it called I can't remember there's some great ones in La though I had an amazing class in college called human sexuality MH and one of our assignments was we had to go to multiple sex shops around Los Angeles observe what people were purchasing speak to the people who worked there to talk about like the most popular items what wasn't popular just like their experiences and stuff and then relate it to what we were learning about like the human psyche and sexuality and it was so interesting I don't know who told me this story but someone recently was at like a sex shop and asked the owner what the most popular item was you'll never guess it it was like toe cuffs what do what do you do with that it's almost like you know how when you get your toenails like when you get a pedicure and they put those like things to separate your toes Sliders in yeah it's kind of like that I don't think you have to buy that at a sex shop I think you can get that on

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Amazon well you can get most sex things on Amazon is everyone just like finding sexual release and the relief of like spreading your toes and relieving yourself of your Planter's fasciatus toe cuff your bunions six stuff that's my Google search oh I guess like it's like bondages your two toes big toes together and then keeps your feet restrained Maybe I don't know okay anyway it was definitely I was surprised by it I was like that was would not be what I would have guessed as the top seller no me neither I feel like we're going to get a bunch of vibrators to our PO box after this episode guys direct them at Sabrina Sabrina we need to open up a PO Box because then you can do a full ornament exchange where it's not even ornaments it's just you freely giving out vibrators to everybody why is there like that weird girl like standing on the corner of the Street in Santa Monica is handing out vibrators the box says kittens free

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kittens free [ __ ] oh my God that is so inappropriate stop it is it your turn to read or mine it is mine okay possible succubus SL Incubus this is from our listener Piper so I think this has like a bunch of little stories and leads up to the sexy stuffff okay hey girls second time writing in I'm the other Piper I didn't know we had two well I'm sure we have many thank you for writing in and listening Piper I've caught up with all of the episodes and it's awesome to see and keep up with y'all over the years anyway I'm just going to jump right into my story it may me reading too much into stuff but I will let you help me decide so I bought a haunted doll a while back and I know she likes to play with the lights her name is MAA I have little lights that I leave next to her and she will turn them

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on I notice they turn on more when I have a positive feeling which makes sense because she's a cute Fay doll I got her from Haunted Honeys oh I more recently got into the light up motion activated catball toys that other Ghost Hunters like to use I decided to give it a try for ghost hunts but I also wanted to use one for Mila it hasn't been very active for about a week now it only came on once at like 3:00 a.m. but early this morning around 4:00 a.m. it flashed on I woke up I naturally started to converse with her in my head and then I asked if I'm still talking with Mila and got nothing the ghost ball stopped I kept asking questions until I figured that something else might be messing with the ball a different energy but what who I don't know but the ball of light was extremely active for like 30 full minutes it would stop for short periods of time then flash again for a long time then time out and Flash on again and then something continued to trigger it eventually I got tired I put my sleep mask on and rolled over and

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that is when the dreams started these were some vivid dreams more Vivid than I've had in a while and I must warn this gets pretty PG-13 even rated R and I won't get too detailed but my God it was wild so I started to dream about walking into a room that looked normal but once I put on these magic glasses of sorts the whole room shifted into a satanic looking dungeon room with fire torches over red glow a pentagram was drawn large on the floor there was a couch and overall had dark witchy Vibes once I took the glasses back off though the illusion was gone and the normal room came back weird hm I put the glasses back on and said [ __ ] it and I walked into the dungeon I love how Lucid this is though like I know hyper has so much control okay right side note I an experimental rebellious type of person so of course I was going to go check it out I walk in there and there are some people doing some sex ritual stuff

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kinky okay let's go that's what Piper wrote this is what I picked your burning man to be yeah that's fair Piper's in okay I feel the Sexual Energy surround me from everyone and I slowly take off my clothes feeling daring and turned on and I'm down for a play very consensual very excited but also sex humans can and will make you feel this way it's a little bit gasl but anyway I'm excited and then it fast forwarded a few minutes to where I am straight up having an orgy with these people humans creatures entities I'm really not sure what they are at this point but like it was a scene from a movie it was that intense oh and one of the people I was riding had two penises one in the normal spot and one on his chest I have no idea but dream world doesn't make sense and it was normal to me at the time so I just went with it this really feels like that show oh my

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gosh it's a cartoon oh with the sex demons Big Mouth Big Mouth yeah I feel like the the hormone monster would totally have oh for sure for sure they could like grow penises out of like every orifice of their body exactly this is also like our weird demogorgan penis thing like who knows what's going on on the other side except it it was scary over there it was it was so then the scene jumped suddenly as dreams do and I walked into a chiropractor office which is totally getting into some fantasy for sure for me a very attractive girl came in as a know I am bisexual and so I got to play with both generally in this dream basically the hot girl came in and did some Chiropractic work on me then climbed on the table and we made out and other things and then it jumped to another room with another girl same thing I like that Piper is like trying to censor it but like I want the dirty Deets also I appreciate that you also got some Chiropractic work to the middle of this that's true like what it's like oh let's get

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your spine realigned first cuz right you're going to need it for this next part you look a little [ __ ] up though so we got to fix you first this is an active like you were busy I know so it kept jumping from dream to dream with really intense sexual situations like really intense and Vivid and I had an inkling that previously something else was passing through my house that night especially with the ball being triggered so intensely so I was guessing it's a sex demon they come in give you visuals to get you aroused but it's also an illusion to have astral sex with them and I think I did I think I encountered a few this is similar to another experience I had a couple years ago and it's a particular type of vibe with the sex dreams that indicate a succubus or an incubus except last time I saw it I was having the dream but I woke up and I saw an incubus gargoyle looking creature having sex with me in real life e oh I hate that I hate that so much you know what this is reminding me of is

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American Horror Story the very first season where he's having sex with the maid who looks like really young and sexy and then it cuts to like just the the much older woman and it's just like that yeah that difference of just like what you are being presented versus what's it really happing in the actual like physical world that everyone else could see I guess I do appreciate that they at least like are catering to Piper's fantasies M mhm and Piper seems down also who's to say that the gargoyle was not cute because I'll be the first person to admit that Halloween Town I liked Luke as a monster I liked Goblin Luke way more than human Luke yeah I will say human Luke was kind of annoying yeah no Goblin Luke so cute so so hot I somehow came out of the illusion it had me under and saw it for what it was the spell broke but what's messed up is that these energy vampires can give you the best

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sex ever best orgasms best feeling but they take at all it's crazy how they can manipulate the depressed and the vulnerable so now I've had two experiences with an incubus I don't really know how to feel about it because it was consensual but was it if they make you think it is no one really wants to Shag a gargoyle crypted vampire who steals your Sexual Energy but at the same time those were some dope dreams yeah I'm going to say there's a whole book genre of people who read stuff about that so maybe some people do maybe some people do I mean I would willingly go back to the dreams if I could anyway something was definitely there both times and these guys travel and know where to make pit stops I will say as a warning they do like to pray on stress depressed and vulnerable and I think maybe it was that I don't usually have dreams like that and it was a lot of energy um it just ends there and then goes I'm attaching a photo of my dog mowgly when

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he was a puppy not long ago just like to get your mind off of a naked gargoyle here's a picture of a puppy there's also a photo of Mila the Fay haunted doll with her lights you have permission to use these photos we can insert MAA here oh wait Mila has a tag on her that says likes raisins that is so cute she likes raisins yeah she kind of looks like a little raisin with all that yellow well that's from Piper I feel like the sunlight is coming in trying to make me more holy it's like yikes stop talking about weener God is calling you pray for your sins you gave us a lot of winers so it's your fault hey I will just say to anyone who's listening masturbating or having sex is not sinful if it feels good do what you will if you are practicing safe consensual sex

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whether it's with yourself or a partner go for it and I like to think that when we're souls and we get to come back down to earth and live life as a human it's one of the things that Spirits are really excited to experience again you know or for the first time that type of Sensation that type of pleasure it's one of the best parts about being human you get extreme the extremes of both sides extreme pleasure and you can feel a lot of pain and The Human Experience is something that not everyone gets to experience and it's pretty cool right right I think Piper story is number one incredible yeah but it does make me wonder because the whole time I was thinking I was like man this sounds like what's the downside to the incubus and succubus demons that are presenting themselves as something that you want and like can pleasure you and all this stuff but Piper did allude to it at the end where it's like that's not always how they show up and they will drain you with all your energy and

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they will take everything and make you depressed right and also like they're not coming here for your pleasure like they it's a self-motivated act like they are trying to gain something for themselves yes well to end this episode K I do wanted to say Happy Valentine's Day and also happy valentin's day half anniversary it's our six and a half yes wait six6 six years and six months six years 6 months and in a few days it'll be six days 66 six oh y well if you've ever had sex with the spirit or if you've had any encounter with the ghostly realm or Intergalactic beings or Cryptids please email us your encounters to two girl wodcast gmail.com you can support us in a variety of ways you can rate and review us on iTunes that is huge or Spotify or wherever you listen you can tell your friends about us Word of Mouth is by far the best way for us to see more audience come in and then you can

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follow us on all the social media we're on YouTube we have patreon where we do an extra fulllength episode every single month and we release all of our episodes one week early so if you're caught up and you're looking for that you literally look like you're going to be like pulled away into the sun like you are a ray of light right now it's so interesting because the sun is I guess it's just like so diffused behind the clouds like there's a whole cloud cover like it looks like you're about to be abducted I wouldn't be surprised if you just like fizzled away I am mother bring me up to your ship I am the captain now I am I am the captain now you start as mother and then you're like actually I'm taking over oh all right well thank you guys for showing up yeah shout out to Jamie for editing our audio and video we love you all thank you for listening and we will see see you on the other

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side very spooky